ZYXPangolin

ZYXPangolin

@zyxpangolin.bsky.social

Trying to RETIRE on a cruise ship

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The Rapture is a Christian belief that all believers, both living and dead, will be taken into heaven to meet Jesus Christ at the Second Coming. As a former Sunday school teacher, I would argue, we’re in the middle of an actual “RAPTURE”. We just to FAT to FLOAT ✝️

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(f)ELON goes on TV and says, “we’re firing FEDERAL EMPLOYEES because they might have voted for KAMALA HARRIS”? Ketamine K@ffir needs to be spammed and trolled with pics of Ms. Harris [probably Trumpf too] WHERE IS HIS MOTHER?

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WE HAVE TO FACE THE TRUTH, DEMOCRATS ARE ON THE MUSK PAYROLL TOO. SOMEONE IS GONNA GET SNIPED. THERE ARE VETERANS OUT THERE THAT ARE CLEANING THE PEW-PEWS REMEMBER GABBY GIFFORDS…

(f)ELON goes on TV and says, “we’re firing FEDERAL EMPLOYEES because they might have voted for KAMALA HARRIS”? Ketamine K@ffir needs to be spammed and trolled with pics of Ms. Harris [probably Trumpf too] WHERE IS HIS MOTHER?

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Stop calling it a a Government shutdown! Use The Republican Government Shutdown! Like the Wall one 35 days longest ever!! On fox it is Democrat shutdown!!

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🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave. Tell them: 1. Vote NO on Cloture AND 2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill. Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it. TODAY is the showdown. 🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121

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Governor Newsom's next podcast will feature a deep discussion on why the left needs to start using tanning beds again, and how Americans at large are getting far too many mammograms and colonoscopies. Available wherever you get your podcasts!

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VIRGINIA student Sudiksha Konanki, 20, was last seen before dawn Thursday while walking on a beach in the eastern resort town of Punta Cana, according to the Dominican National Police.

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IS TRUMPENSTEIN GOING TO PARDON GHISLAINE MAXWELL? Pam Bondi is “releasing” all personal involved in Jeffrey Epstein’s prosecution. [they aren’t ever going to show those files] MAGA SEX TRAFFICKING

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Musk borrowed funds from banks 🏦 & other financial institutions, using Tesla stock as collateral for those loans. This move was part of a broader strategy to finance the deal without relying solely on cash💰. Do you think those banks will “forgive” those loans? (F)Elon 🔻

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SO RODENT (f)ELON SUCKS, [ketamine user, Kanye enthusiast], NEEDS ALL THE ENTITLEMENTS WE PAID INTO TO COVER HIS LOSSES WITH X [twitter] and TESLA!!! We should starve, cannibalize and die so he can do drugs all day and make babies he doesn’t raise? REALLY GHETTO BTCH!

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Dementia Jehoshaphat Trumpenstein…. HE IS CRAZZZZZY!!!! Stop him now !!!!! Executive Orders Direct a Massive Expansion of Logging on Public Lands? YES, good-bye National Parks 🏞️

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LET EVERY HIT DOG 🐶 HOLLER! Remember that a group of your fellow marchers/protesters are only with you because they lost their jobs. The Republicans are claiming Democratic Party plants have infiltrated the TOWN HALLS. So you can be sure Republicans have operatives in among you. GOOD LUCK 🍀