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Weed doesn't really do, what his major malfunction is. That's a combo of excess ego and hubris, with a mind fucked up by Ketamine and other narcotic stimulants. Elon would be somewhat halfways tolerable, if he had just stuck to the Devil's lettuce. He's the furthest thing away from Chillaxed.

Not a good look lol 😅😬

Totally agree

That bird has changed!

He doesn’t like this photo… still figuring out his sexuality. #ElonIsPutinsPuppet

It's fine for Elon, yet he won't aknowledge his daughter!

Call him, Reek

All in

Eeewwww

WTF is that? It looks like two hideous animals from another planet cross-bred.

Leon Skum went from... guy wanting to save the world to... guy demanding you let him save the humanity he hates the way he wants or else!

It's like the Animaniacs version of Peter Lorre

I am reminded of Alfred E. Neuman :)

Unelected, unelectable, unhinged child of wealth believing himself superior to 90% of US Voters. I will enjoy a moment of clarity (after he gets stoned) blurts out 45 is a gullible patsy.

He and Peter Thiel started Paypal together

Very. In more ways than a couple...

😂. perfect .

Putting the ELON in FELON

😂😂😂

Eeewwwwwwww!

And then the plastic surgeon was consulted at every turn.

And the ho

Weird

Rather good likeness

Has received gender affirming medical care. Has no empathy. Good thing you sent @gayleking.bsky.social to fawn over the apartheid loving psychopath @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy

when did Gollum grow hair?

Understatement of the year.

looks so much like a before shot of Gollum...

You crack me up!!! Lmbo!

Creep.

I’m sure if a FELON can be president ~ a flimflam man with a ‘tude can be an unelected megalomaniacal government official?!?🤢🤬

lol I’m waiting for Elon to start wearing an eyepatch just because. I bet he will at some point . 😂

And stay there (with his helmet off) 😉

A clear and present danger…

😭

The derp is strong with this one.

Thanks, Now My Sleep Paralysis Demon Has A Face

😂

Jesus loves you Adam.

😂😂🤣

As Leon would post… Wow!

Beware the Elon

Hehehehe!

Elon Musk or Peter Lorre?

Beavis and Butthead had a child?

Elon. What a creep.

I cackled 😂

He sure is. an ugly creepy f'ck!

alien. keep posting it.

Haha, only on bluesky. original stuff

🤢🤮

It won't end well.

Madame, how DARE you insult the noble hobbit-thing by comparing him to that apartheid baby? 🤣🤣🤣

Yup

Elon reminds me more of Judge Reinhold in that infamous scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High ... except it's *not* Phoebe Cates he's eyeballing out the bathroom window.

But GOLLUM, not Smeagol

Exactly who I thought of

Musk Zhao Dung

Dork boertjie

That photo's pre-jaw enlargement/squaring surgery

So true. That's him before his gender-affirming care!

he and trump are both pretty effiminate

Musk is effete. Frankly, he looks better here. At least he doesn’t have that granite face.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 What a Starship wreck he is!

Yikes! Come on Adam, I just ate dinner.

Very concerning indeed

Good subject for hair plugs and massive cosmetic surgery

Looks like Gollum

“Concerning” is a colossal understatement.

Prez Joe didn’t invite him to a White House event on electric vehicles. Probably because he was already in bed with Putin but whatever. Apparently that sealed it. It’s all about their penises.

Is this a self-portrait?

Elonia without her makeup?

I’ve seen smarter 5-graders too

And have been around for like a bajillion years

Yup, Hitler comes to mind

He looks like an alian🤣

Vote for a moderate in the primaries.

Follow for follow if you want to #FreePalestine!

A face straight from Dick Tracy's rogue's gallery.

he looks like the xdd emote

Petter Lorre and Marty Feldman too. Haha

John? Looks more like Steve

Looks like the fuck he is

Scary

Stop making this app about him

Here what we will call. GOOBER

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

The 80s called and they want their Adam Ant costume back

Well, he's definitely a blood sucker so this tracks.

Elon is sending rockets to space and built an American EV company.. I thought this was an objective community.. why are you spewing negativity?

Ya think should we try???

LMAOO

Very clever and excellent execution.

ok I’m easily amused

A crooked x is called a ?

🤣

I don’t want to see this

Cheese and rice, Adam, are you trying to give me nightmares?!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is repugnant. Thank you for sharing it.

That head is not a Martian head, that head is the head of a guy with Multiple Personalities Disorder. I like child hood Elon the best!