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Well, that explains Super Yooka-Laylee Kart... 🤔

I'd also accept a fighting game

Remedy Cart! With Max Payne, Alan Wake, Jesse from Control, and I guess her asshole brother too cos he’s the main character of the new one… Poets of the Fall as secret unlockable racers 😁

I agree with this, although I personally would expand out from cart racer; there's nothing like a good goofy arcade sports spin off. Let's see more TV shows make Tennis games.

Naughty Dog broke the agreement.

I like this indirect subsidy to trans furries via the tie-in kart game industry.

It worked for Jak and Daxter

Welcome back F1 Race Stars

looking forward to the fear & hunger kart racer

The Amazing Digital Kart Races

Making an arena fighter for it a la Power Stone or Shrek is also a mostly viable alternate option🤔

Remedyverse Cart Racer let's go

Does this get recursive when Bethesda ultimately releases Skyrim for the 15th time and has to release Skyrim Cart for the 9th? Like a Skyrim Cart Cart thats a cart racer of skyrim cart because it was also released as an hd remake with the new bundle?

7 Days To Die Kart sounds like the kind of train wreck you could sell tickets to.

So how would an OpenTTD cart racer work?

Star Citizen did in fact add a kart track at Orison when they were about 10 years in, so this tracks.

Grid bugs don't steer, but turn at right angles! Orcs come with a small horde of other orc drivers around them! Cockatrices turn karts they collide with to stone! Quantum mechanics alternate between double speed and half speed! Mumaks are huge, like five times Bowser's size in MK8!

One time I dreamed that Fox put out a That 70s Show cart racer for Gameboy Advance, and Red Foreman used a bitcrushed "DUMBASS" line every time he passed someone or hit them with an item.