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If only this were true; Grimace had that rib removed himself for greater flexibility in pursuit of his depravity

Vampires are inherently Catholic. Werewolves are inherently Protestant. Zombies are inherently Atheist. Thank you for coming to my presentation.

So-called “inclusionary zoning” is an attempt to outsource a key state responsibility—providing subsidized housing to poor people—to private for-profit actors so the state does not have to raise and spend tax money. It is profoundly neoliberal policy.

I’ll say it: it shows what disgusting pigs Americans are that they eat their cheesecake right there at the factory instead of waiting for it to be delivered to a store or restaurant

And now back to my full time job, texting the word "stop" to every living Democrat.

sometimes i miss the secondhand paint fumes on the other site

Lula Goes HARD

In addition to two fascists losing elections in Serbia and Brazil yesterday, Oxford Street in London was closed to vehicular traffic and transformed into a pedestrian zone. 🥳

called costco to see if the birthday cake we ordered was ready and the woman said “the bakery doesn’t have a phone. it’ll be ready at the time you wrote down. have a nice day.” a quintessential costco interaction. 5 stars, renew my membership forever

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It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

Coyotec is bilingual, swears, and tells listeners how to defend themselves against ICE. Its popularity comes as more broadcasters are experimenting with artificial personalities.

Two good newses today! Amazing!

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

The global pro-democracy, anti-fascist movement just notched two major wins today, after Students List in Serbia ousted strongman Aleksandar Vučić and Brazilian President Lula defeated the son of the man behind Brazil’s Jan 6 to win reelection! In 9 days, U.S. next!

American conservatives are constantly bemoaning the decline of aesthetic standards and calling for a return to tailored suits and classical Roman architecture, but are now forced to defend the Cheesecake Factory. A constant tension between the Brooks Brothers patrician and the Kid Rock populist.

If you had told me at any point in Lula's 1st or 2nd term not only that I would be rooting for him in the future ... but also that I'd be rooting for his *4th* term, when he's *80*, after multiple corruption convictions... and that I would think it was of *urgent global importance* for him to win...

What I picture when people ask Bluesky to increase its character count

Apparently, some Houston voters are putting their I Voted stickers on the Lorenzo Salgado Araujo memorial. Stephen Miller is ALREADY trying to scapegoat others for losing whatever races they lose in Texas and elsewhere. This is a vivid testament that for some voters, his murder squad is the reason.

Lula won in part by banning online gambling

In his acceptance speech, Lula says he will work to regulate digital platforms in Brazil. “Digital crimes must be dealt with like real-life crimes.” This comes after Meta directly interfered with the Brazilian elections, favouring Flávio Bolsonaro.

All the water politics billboards on I-99 have added No on 40 messages. In case you needed a reminder that CA farmers are rich guys

thanks emudhra for the assist. a list of the hosts that a 2025 tizen samsung TV talks to and what data ships - even with all of the data collection and interest tracking opted out of gist.github.com/haileyok/906...

my main takeaway from the cheesecake factory thing is that I remain extremely sad we never got an obama versus trump general election matchup obama would have broken him in half, rural dipshit whispering powers or no

Inject this into my veins. Go vote. Bring friends. The GOP is terrified, and they should be.

I think Sarah McBride's presence in the caucus has been extremely important in preventing Labourization because most of these people are kind of dumb and she can explain what's going on in small words.

Bolsonaro-friendly mayors appear to be sabotaging public transport on Election Day. Buses aren’t running in Lula-friendly areas, flights and ferries mysteriously canceled. Traffic lights have gone out and people’s power cut in Salvador, indigenous people’s travel restricted

AHEM

This is legit how a lot of people are going to become lifelong Democratic voters and why contesting for attention on streaming and video is so important. People who are up for grabs aren’t reading news sites every day.

If you're at Costco Business Center and you can get all the barcodes facing upwards and none of them occluded the cashier thinks you're the best and can hit them all with the scan gun without moving them and checkout takes like 30 seconds. Keeps the kids occupied in line too!

AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid

if you are an academic in an open marriage there is an extremely small group of adults you must not have sex with, but you must NOT have sex with them

my understanding of the Marines is that "you will fight Gender itself? that's the kind of energy that we need in the Marines" checks out

Really looking forward to the Woke Marines seizing Sevastopol in April of 2029.

the navy isn't as much of a surprise but i was not expecting we'd get the United States Marines in the national divorce

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