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Totally believable 😉

I don’t see it being fact checked. 😜

Looks real to me. Hey, maybe we can get it fact-checked somewhere...

I hear he’s being buried at Bedminster Golf Club.

It must be real because I saw it on Facebook 🤔😉🤣

No way to tell!

If we saw it on social media it must be true. No need for fact checkers here.. nothing to see folks.

the real problem is people people use social media as their news source, it is their "truth". The algorithms do nothing to dispel their truth, they live in a bubble of bullshit. Then they see regular news and it contradicts their "truth" which makes all regular media outlets "fake".

Brilliant!

Post on Threads to see...

let the fun begin!

see I heard it was complications from a herpes infection

Along with this:

Must be true if no fact checks check it.

Good one!

😂😅

It seem real to me.

The smallest silver lining 😂

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It’s real fact-free news on his clown platform 😆 $1 million chump change deal!

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Looks like the garbage smuck-o put out. Maybe zuckraker will get the point

post this and see if its fact checked on facebook. lol

Yes. Real news. I saw it on Facebook. No need to fact check.

Yes it does. How about this one?

😂😂😂

He asked for this...always a price to pay for compromising your principles and bowing to political pressure.

I see what you did there. Bravo.

Just for shits and giggles, I post this on Facebook. See if I end up in Zucktanamo.

Looks legit to me!

People are saying…..

Don't predict the person's death, but that of their "creation"...tata fb!

No..just wishful thinking.

Want to bet when someone says something negative about Trump, Musk etc… their post will be taken down? That is what Musk does on X or whatever the fuck he calls it now!!!

Seems like he didn't think this through very well in his scramble to grovel before Trump. Good for them!

Sounds like something he would do. Bummer that he isn't dead yet though.

Hahahaha

Repost on facebook !!!

Now you’re just teasing. Disappointed there’s no mention of his strong support for NAMBLA. Or his love of imported boogers from Mongolia.

😂

Seems like a solid plan

I still don't understand how he got that babushka doll crammed so far into his anus without help.

Everyone is kissing the ring, so they are not persecuted.

I do wonder. How many people will actually report these fake news?

What about it, Zuckerberg? You'd be okay with this type of non-fact checked posting? It not really about that, is it? It's all about sucking up to the Orange Turd, isn't it? You want to stay in his favor just to avoid any scrutiny, right? Your employees must be really proud of you, eh, sport?

How many reports of DJT’s deaths will be reported before it is declared true? Will it take just family to verify or thousands of witnesses with MAL memberships?

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Just fine, as long as there is a little community note added to it that everyone will read. /s

Who cares? Zuckerturd can whine about it all he wants. Let him cry his little eyes out.

FYI, he looks like shit for 36.

😂🤣😅 Poor sweet thing, bless his heart.🥰🥰🤣😂

It certainly looks like real news to me.

The thing is, they protect themselves from it with libel laws. The rest of us have to accept “free speech”

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Community note: Post inaccurate: zoophilia charges do not classify sex with a calf as pedophilia. Mr. Zuckerberg survived a siphilitic crab lice attack and died of siphilis-coronavirus complications before giving the cite statement.

Another idiot with money.

The problem isn't that it's a fake; but that it makes us distrust all posts.

He made one final impact with his life.

Zuckerberg is in rough shape. The dickless rat confirmed this:

Ok now I'm peeing my pants!!!

Amy ? Go to the head of the class. You get the gold star. 🌟

That made me laugh so hard. Thanks, I needed that!

He's not dead. he took over Espstein's Island and flies kids and celebs in each week to partake in rtorture of underage children...apparently.

Checks out, he's really been in a spiral since he was required to register as a sex offender.

He should never have started shooting heroin with RFK JR. Mr Pillow had tried to convince him to stick with crack but he wouldn’t listen. His funeral service will be held in back of Four Seasons Landscaping and following his funeral his body will be converted to organic mulch.

This is the best kind of shit posting. Pointing out something absurd with something equally absurd.

I heard on FB he was eaten by a shark that came out of a volcano while he was wearing clown make-up.

Went on Threads this morning to test it out. FACT CHECKED!!! FUCK ZUCK!

This is good.

The gerbil's family declined to comment.

Community note:

😂💙!

They forgot to mention his rat penis!

Love it!

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Thoughts and prayers

oh you teaser you! :-)

😂

Sure does! I'll forward the news to everyone I know! Thanks! 🙏

I'm waiting to see Facebook removes my comment about finding it hard to believe that someone so rich has to put on knee pads and suck up to a criminal who isn't even close to as rich.😃😃

Posted to facebook.

I remember him saying that.

Stop getting my hopes up! 🤣

It must be true, it's on Facebook

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Wishful thinking.

What a sissy. And Coward, creep, Brown noser, ass kisser,very unlikable.

That's not true. Zuckerberg did not found Facebook.

Yup. This is what you get without fact-checking. He'll get exactly what he deserves.

Good one. 🦋🦋🦋

I’m all for this. I’d almost be willing to join one of his platforms to provide this type of content. ☺️

That's the best truth I've heard in a while! 🤣 Fuckerberg donated millions to Trump's fake inauguration so he can remove layers of restrictions on his business. Great biz model for a fucking nerd, while your customers exit! This shady behavior reflects Elona on Twitler!

No fact checking Marky boy… have fun with that one

Check your facts

Looks like Fact CheckMate to me.

Keep on keeping on Zuck! #nevertrump #legionofcowards

It says ”business news”, looks legit to me

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He opened the floodgates. This is going to be so much fun!

It look as every other post on bluesky..

I see what you did there.

All this is good news for Bluesky. Why remain at FB and see a barrage of lies, misinformation,and nonsense.

Sure! I just re-freshed my old FB account & posted it to **everyone - like everyone, no filters.

He raped my neighbor's dog, and did lines of coke in their bathroom.

😀😀😀

It's fake—Zuck is 40.

Spread the news

Rest in chaos, Zucker.

Does it list cause of death? Something like fact check abuse?

That's the theory of the people I know there in HR. They suggest he was testing the extent of his power at Meta with flagrant fapping, knowing he could squash all rumors. But after three or four times getting caught, he couldn't put that jack back in the box. Flew too close to the sun, I guess.

We wish.

Fake news!! No way in hell he's 36! 😜😅😂🤣

Love it

If only

That’s a wrap!