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Mother Nature for the win.

Lightning could strike the octagon and they still wouldnt delay the event.

Bring it!!!! 👍💯🖕🎯🔥😱

Do UFC fighters pay attention to heat index temps? I know they're almost always indoors, but these wet bulb forecasts seem dangerous for them.

Ah hee hee hee. What a maroon...

If it’s followed by a plague of locusts and a flood, I will become a true believer and go back to church.

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And where will they put all the people if there are nearby lightning strikes? Just leave them out there because “that’s life”?

Trump knows what America is. The mob. He will conjure rants for them & they will be distracted & will take away their freedom & still they will roar. Beating heart of U.S. is not the marble floor of the Senate; it is the sand of the Colosseum. He will give them death & they will love him for it."

Couldn’t happen to a more disgusting felon. Go Mother Nature.

Bless their hearts 🥳🥳🥳

There is a whole lot more going on beyond the decorum. Please check out the thread below. bsky.app/profile/kari...

Mother Nature do your job!

"This is why I need a ballroom!"

🤞🤞🤞🤞😊👌

I’m praying hard….

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🎵 "Oh happy days. 🎶 🎵 " Oh happy days. 🎶

May the plagues be suffered until Trump releases America from his vile influence

Poetry in motion!

As Lincoln said, “A new birth of paganism”…

🤞🏻

Temu white trash house

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⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️💙💙💙

The bugs and humidity should be a sure thing. After all, Washington, DC is a swamp pre-dating its establishment as the US captol on July 16, 1790.

We can only hope 🤗

I'd prefer a lightning double tap to be honest, just to show Mother Nature really meant it

If he gets got by a lightning strike during a ceremony to his own hubris, we will all owe the Greeks an apology.

I would unironically start believing in a higher power

You know he’ll move that speech somewhere more comfy, away even further away from the rift raft, like his second inauguration.

He could survive the Ben Franklining only to get William Henry Harrisoned.

May there be massive amounts of mosquitoes breeding in the algae reflection, pool descend on the UFC event tonight.

Very true Andrew- maybe we could call the weather system- the Stormy Daniels

Let’s all hope for wind, rain and heat.

Oh look, the bounce house for violent men is running into problems.

😁

That would be just lovely. We are experiencing bad storms where I live today, why can't I share that with Mr. Trump, Sir? Also, may the winds not just delay it, but tear the whole thing off to land on where Trump is seated. Amen.

". . . watching the whole spectacle get derailed by a biblical combination of 100+ degree humidity, apocalyptic thunderstorms, and massive swarms of bugs would definitely be poetic justice." Pharaonic justice, even.

The mosquitos are getting really excited about sweaty, heavy-breathing cavemen.

😀

President P.T. Barnum turned our White House in into the “White Trash House” circus filled with corporate sponsors logos and gladiators!

Part 1 - I hate this 😡🤯 Part 2 - Oh, how I love this! ⚡️⛈️ 🥰🎉🥳

THUGS ATTRACT THUGS

Please send thunderstorms and stifling humidity. 🙏

Hail Mary, full of Grace…oh, Pleeez!

Bring back the tan suit!

I thought they were doing motorcycle stunts or something there today. When are these fights and or rain supposed to happen? Also, that whole superstructure is a giant lightning rod now.

Totally agree

Where is Zeus when you need him?

Trump excels at strategery.

Watching the College World Series in absolutely gorgeous Omaha and World Cup action. Couldn’t be further away from watching the sh*t show at the White House (now minus entire East Wing.)

Let's hope it's A LOT closer than 8 miles.

Praying for a plague of frogs from the reflection pool swamp

Plague frogs and locusts next?! Bring it on! #Locusts

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They would allow the audience to get struck by lightning than cancel. And blame Biden for it. They do not care at all about anyone.

ETTD..Facts!

@thegodshow.com Do your thing.

Also...

C’mon Zeus baby don’t let me down

Gonna need to add some new chapters to Exodus

“The task is not to destroy the darkness, but to illuminate it. What we resist persists. What we face transforms. The shadow only holds power until we name it, bless it, and reintegrate it into the whole.” michaelcorthell.substack.com/p/the-necess...

Tonight’s White House spectacle is not politics as usual, it is the logic of “bread and circuses” returning in modern form. This op-ed exposes how democracy drifts into performance, where governance is replaced by spectacle and citizens are reduced to an audience watching decline unfold.

hahahahahahaha Welcome to DC 😂

This looks SOOO good on him😂!!

The only thing that would make it better would be a hailstorm of missiles.

I might even be tempted to pay to see the Insectapocalypse. Nah. LOL! I wonder how many people will actually pay to see this, I wonder. I hope Paramount+ loses a fortune.

This is wonderful news!

Bring on the swarm of locusts!

History rhymes

Nature is against Trump, for good reasons.

🙏🙏👏🤞

Justice. Some wrestlers could have bug bites swelling their muscles past normal.

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It is merely more proof of how incompetent this administration is. Anyone who has been to DC in June knows such weather is always quite likely.

Here’s hoping Trump ignores the 8-mile lightning rule.

If the damn thing gets canceled on account of Mother Nature I swear to Dog I will go full Pagan.

"performance enhancing embalming fluid" took me OUT 💀

The legos at it again youtu.be/qDMqvDnMcvI?...

lol lol lol lol lol. He pissed off Mother Nature too

Latest from NWS 'area forecast discussion" (AFD) "For the DC/Baltimore metros, the highest coverage of storms is expected to occur in the 5-10 PM window, although a stray storm can`t be completely ruled out before..." They should cancel the event now. Amazed if UFC insurance doesn't insist.

A Trump-specific DC forecast calls for Stormy Daniels followed by a Torrential Reign, 0% Humility, 100% Stupidity, Breaking Winds, Massive Instability, and Bouts of Hail Hitler on the White House Lawn. Trump will need his wind-shield diapers for this one.

Karma doesn't like liars, grifters, thieves, mean hateful people, and people that were friends with Epstein. Karma never forgets and the thunder and lightning is God's way of reminding us that actions have consequences.

We can only hope

Lets hope people 1st born don't start dying.

Bahahahaha. Praying hard for the outcome we all want!🙏🏻

I was gonna say lightning never strikes twice. But it’s Trump, so…

Let’s root for: “a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.”

I’m loving it🤭🤭

60% chance is all they have to offer?

Add in a plague of frogs and the Potomac turning to blood and even the MAGA loons might start to get the message. 😂

🙏🏽

I'm busy asking the storm gods to do their thing and put on a huge show for us today and tonight.

Hold my feather pen:

Well, Trump is a felon and adjudicated sex offender and children can't Google pics of the First Lady in school without setting off alerts for pornography. What did America expect?

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So (not)weird this is happening to the man who maga lunatics claim is sent by god. They can’t tell purity from pedophile pestilence.

Plague of locusts would be awesome...

the spawning pool, er, algae pool, um er, reflecting pool has been gestating for a week or so, should be grand

I mean it’s June… who would’ve thought it’d be hot with possibilities of a storm! 🤣

And Mitch McConnell was admitted to the hospital this morning. This day has so much possibility!

Really?! Thomas Jefferson held cock fights on the WH lawn. Cock fights, which are so brutal that they are illegal in every state, are more acceptable than MMA matches.

Well, Donald is especially beloved of God.

Maybe a turdnado too?

Unfortunately the weather hasn’t cooperated. We can always hope he keels over from the heat though.

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature! (And she has every right to be PISSED!) youtu.be/ijVijP-CDVI?...

But a tan suit, amirite? I's like to slap those racist fucks across the face.

🌩️🦟🌩️🦟🌩️🦟 FTW!

‘TWOULD BE DELICIOUS.