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And Apple is also working really hard to cause brain issues in airpod users…

They’re doing a fantastic job!

Still a better use of funding than AI tbh

Is it called the Black Turtle Neck brigrade?

Can confirm - have been in said building. Still looking for left earbud.

They to justify their paychecks somehow

They are also hard at work integrating proprietary features such as increasing the earpods’ capacity to secure remote locations and restricted or out-of-reach access. Tests have been quite promising so far.

Almost word for word what I said to my daughter the other day while I was trying to reach under the middle of the car to retrieve my AirPod without having to reverse out of the driveway

They learned from mother nature: edition.cnn.com/2024/11/26/s...

The innovation we didn’t know we needed

Yes and when we’d work on projects in the Houston compound we had 5 star chefs cooking for us because we weren’t allowed to leave the building until the project was sent to testing etc we even had housekeeping and concierge 24/7 for our dorm rooms laundry anything we wanted 😂🤣AND we got paid for it

And when the land its usually under a something that can't be moved easily

Imagine the guy whose job's sole purpose is to fling airpods.

They had to figure out away to keep selling you more AirPods.

😂😂

Phasing out of the physical world is the next step.

Increasing evidence for the theory!

who uses apple products?

They probably do other stuff as well...

My AirPod 4 case refuses to charge. I want to launch them into space. 😩

But if they truly want to know they should come to my gym where it seems to happen daily on the treadmills stair climbers and ellipticals… 😂

I have firsthand knowledge of the effects of this research group.

Their work with exotic materials is going to lead to the iWarp drive and I’m personally excited

I dropped my case one floor at a hotel. It opened after hitting the concrete. One bud slithered into the pool which was about 15 feet away. I quickly retrieved it, put it in a glass of rice for a day and it was fine.

The slowmoguys made a short drama about this: www.youtube.com/shorts/isTAf...

I’m well aware. 🤣

Wired headphone enjoyer rests her case once more

This is easily AirPods worst feature. I'd love to see a locking latch in the next version, but I'm not holding my breath!

The ability to camouflage to any couch material or colour is an excellent breakthrough

They have incredible engineers and unlimited budgets.

But they can’t seem to fix the problem where my phone thinks I left them 5mi away 15mins ago and they’re with me the whole time. 🫠🤣

So this is why they are $200+ and I can get off brand ones that work flawlessly for $20.. nice to know what that extra $180 is being invested into.

😂😂

Did you sling in multiple or single direction?

They especially like to dwell among the heaviest piece of furniture in your house but you can’t see them for the dust. They also like jumping in the toilet for no reason.

I suspect a backstory.

Yes, the opening in career opportunities at Microsoft to find new ways to produce a functioning but entirely 'user is the enemy' system have moved on to Apple.

The newest version is much better about this ime.

I came from the future. I dropped my airpods and one of them was fling back into the past. Here I am to grab it.

The latest version know to hide for cover under separate items of furniture

It was never about the policies just the cruelty

💙😂😂😂💙

Without actually breaking the case.

Inevitably each lands in front of a curious, toothy and very quick dog

🤣🤣🤣

if this was a small room in the main office i wouldnt be surprised but an entire building

Ha! No joke.

60 yards is my personal best. Considering turning pro.

For half the price.

I have a new invention. Earbuds, tethered together with a thin cord. That would really help with your issue. You could even tether them to a device you are playing sound from

That’s actually why the Apple campus is a circle. They hope to react a point where the AirPods are ejected so fact in opposite directions that they accelerate around the circle and collide achieving cold fusion

They really think of everything

Money well spent if you ask me.

imagine being part of that team, best job ever 😂

And the building is very substantial.

Thx for this.

APPLE OUT HERE LEARNING TO DEFY GRAVITY

One of my buds fell and rolled under the floor of the elevator. Fortunately, our maintenance guy is awesome and managed to get it back.

They keep putting out enhancements that Android has had for years and years

I love my Sammmsunng!😂

I'd rather they figure out how to make iPhone glass unbreakable. Poor design decision that consumers should have pushed back on years ago.

Dropping any Apple product is blasphemy

😂

Putting the "air" in airpods, I guess?

If that were true, they'd've used quantum tunneling to noclip your airpods straight through the case.

I am in awe of how quickly they can shoot under a couch

What ever, don't use any Apple products of any kind.

There’s some physics that go beyond my comprehension when silicone tips ricochet meets warped center of gravity. I’m not sure it can be simulated, but I’m just some guy with more opinions than education.

They are doing a great job. Especially the team that ensures they fall just far enough under the bed so you cannot grab them easily.

I wish one or two of them would look into why my left earbud occasionally drains to zero while in the case, still (AirPods pro first AND second gen lol)

One can only hope you find them before the dog does. Oh, and don’t get a neoprene sleeve. The cat will grab it, drop it and then the dog finds them while you’re not home.

This is why we did the egg drop parachute tests as kids. Some folks learned the wrong lesson 😂

They should hire my kids as testers.

📌

and he employs those engineers so that those engineers don't have time to design real things that we actually need. for other more important companies. effectively keeping a monopoly on American engineers. and they're not the only ones. google does the same thing, but creates even less technology.

My cat is definitely working remotely for this Apple team. I have to hide the case otherwise she is knocking it about, hoping to make the earbuds fly out.

I'm guessing their goal is find the case design that causes the AirPods to be fling the furthest

😂😂😂

They really can fly. :(

I had an impressive experience with my AirPods Pro 2 this morning. I look forward to the developments brought with the next generation.

The case is so small that the AirPods actually clip into the top of the case, so when it flings open it it releases all that shaky energy

It’s impossible, even for Apple, to build this tech in-house. bsky.app/profile/adam...

Special teams wishing they could onside kick as well as Apple can

Now you know why they are so expensive. Plus they get free lunch, massages, counseling and discounts. This mixture of capitalism and socialism will never work on a large scale.

optimized for ear shape not for bounce resistance? (being the voice of reason on social media is a drag, man)

very good tweet a+

Find My works pretty well on errant AirPods

I think this is a standard. Pixel buds have this same feature. As a bonus the lid opens, ejects the buds then rapidly closes, so if your not paying attention you open an empty case later.

Unfortunately they are going their job all too well.

I thought this was true, but ppl said it was conspiracy

My first drop flung and broke the right one in half. 😒