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Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. I Didn’t Mean to Turn You On In My Pants

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. Big Log In My Pants

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. Takin’ Care of Business In My Pants

Harry Potter and the Cursed Kidney Stone

Add piss to a band name. Blue Öyster Piss

Add piss to a band name. The Piss Police

Field of Corndogs

Prescription strength Cannoli

Texas Chainsaw Corndog

Taking of Corndog 1-2-3

No Corndog for Old Men

The Men Who Stared at Corndog

Taxi Corndog

One Corndog After Another

Romancing the Corndog

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Corndog

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[traffic stop] Cop: What’s your hurry, son? Me: I was stuck behind an old guy driving 14mph for 15 blocks and I’d like to get home before the heat death of the universe occurs. Cop: I’ll give you an escort.

Mage Against the Rachine

One Flew Over the Liberty Biberty

No Country for Liberty Biberty

Remembering Roddy McDowall who died on this day, 1998. Pictured ĥere relaxing behind the scene in Planet of the Apes, 1968.

I’m guessing that if you don’t use the instruction then Copilot will fuck with you.

If you wanted a skeleton in your yard for Halloween, you should've put a body out to decay 3 weeks ago

Him: You can't reference a movie with just a pattern Me:

📢 Óscar Arias tilda de ‘banana republics’ a gobiernos centroamericanos por su subordinación a Washington 👇

Guillermo del Toro’s ER

September 15th, 2047 “It was a beautiful day. The acid rain stopped long enough for us to catch the most delicious rats…”

This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚

Fucke Fuckos here. I was thinking Scandinavian Greek.

“Yes it's true. … This man has no dick.”

People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.

If the shitpost in the woods and there’s no one there to read it, does it still stink?

Endless Summer

Introverts are often told to socialize and talk more, while extroverts are rarely encouraged to shut the fuck up.

"If you aren't building your own bank robbing robot, you're going to be left behind in the new economy."

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