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Not for the fucking weak hearted! COYG

My heart died a few matches ago. My body just has the common courtesy to let me see it through before giving out.

Im sad i wont know who won the league becuase IM ACTUALLY DEAD NOW

I love how 11 men I will never ever meet in my life bathe my entire nervous system in cortisol every three days.

Gonna need a fucking pacemaker after this season

It's supposed to get easier not harder!! That was insane

We will all meet you in the ER!!!!!!!!

How good is VAR!!!

Holy shit balls

Gotta love a title race

West Ham weren't on the beach

That's exactly what VAR is for.

Spiked my phone when that went in, good advertisement for (redacted) phone cases that it's intact. Thank God they actually made the right call.

Because they didn’t really want it to be a foul?

I am not well after that.

Said every single Arsenal fan. Football bloody hell

Shaking!

Literally couldn't eat my dinner while following the game. Shaking and feel sick. This season will be the end of me.

I need a doctor.

If you could write a script that kills every 50+ year old Arsenal fan that would be it.

Was almost curled up in the foetal position waiting for the VAR call, please someone end this season for my health

Brutal (cubed) being a Spurs fan backing Arsenal today!

You can have the defib when I'm done.

At least there’s nothing for ex pros and social media to complain about after that performance by The Gunners!! 😅

Never I doubt

I’ve been a Journalist and covered serious politics since the early 1980s. THIS, following on BBC sports minute by minute brought me to millimetres of UGHHHHH!!!

Thank fuck that’s over

I am deceased

I am seriously doing breathing exercises to calm down. FFS. On the other hand...GET IN!!!!!!!

Ordinarily I’d have a glimmer of sympathy for opposition fans after a moment like that. But not in this scenario, and not West Ham. Shove yer Hammer up ya backsides and sing your silly little “always cheating” song to Wrexham song in the Championship, Essex wideboys!

Now think of me watching my phone, turning it off at 1-1. Cursing life, staring blankly out the window… ponding nearest bar/ pub to drown sorrows. Then being told they won?!?!?! The Arsenal Way!

Couldn't say it better myself xxx

I might have to up my blood pressure meds

I'm sending Josh Kroenke my hospital bills

How many people have to die for this!!!!!!!! IT IS NOT RIGHT

Think I’m drinking more now than during lockdown

I don’t even know where it is

And the damage that will be done to your liver

I just left the earth. And VAR brought me back 😬

At this point, I won't actually mind dying. Just get it done against Burnley and Palace, trophy presentation, bosh, I'll die. It's fine.

Up your arse Pep

Think I need to go to hospital

Me and my dad during

Fuck off

I hate football. But I also love it.