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He's the Spongebob "wumbo" meme, as a real person.

Children tend to do that.

DT's.

I think he looks at the same war plan every day and thinks it's a different one

Defensive little shit isn't he.

Bragging about war planning is another opsec failure whether he gets it or not.

i look at war plans every day! just 5 minutes ago! the plan of how we are going to bomb iran for example, take out the air defense units here and... hold up, let me show you the map, i took some pictures on my phone... you got me on signal right? let me show you...

We don’t need a SECDEF who is this manic. Geez.

Liar liar pants!!

All members of MF-47.

I love the fiction of any sort of 'discipline' in anything Trump does, but if it is to be claimed that it exists, it can only be as a 'veneer'.

A desperate man speaks

His voice is getting a bit squeaky.

He sounds like Private Snafu.

He said he'd quit drinking. Never said anything about being sober.

"It was just some of the war plans not all of the war plans!"

You would think he would learned his lesson the first time. Nope. He is who we thought he was. A leopard can’t change his spots. He is completely unqualified for this position. I guess this is what no DEI looks like.

I think it's safe to say there are more Signal chats with war plans out there. I'd be shocked if there weren't.

The U.S. Department of Defense is a massive organization, with a total military size of approximately 3.4 million service members and civilian employees…and one moron. It’s the Dept of Defense! NOT the Dept of Dunce!

He’s like an f’ing child. Wants to prove to everyone he’s a big shot now.

That right there, "I deal w/war plans every day..." is what scares 80% of the US.

bsky.app/profile/moth...

Does he have classified clearance?

The “bowels” 🤮

Pete is a hot mess. He needs to go! NOW! youtu.be/Bu_Ihl3QlRo

👆👆👆👆👆👆👆 Brilliant @plasticscouser.bsky.social Follow this patriot.

do y'all have my phone number? I dont wanna miss out...

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a more intelligent statement

👨‍🍳💋

What my brain sees and hears when he's frantically talking

😅

🤣

Secretary of Male Overcompensation

Oh, good one!

👏👏👏

Nice.

Same , thanks to Pete.

Question… Why? Does Viagra not work for ya?

I sincerely don't know how Trump and his cabinet have survived this long WITHOUT A BRAIN!

Have to mute him and his rantings

Wow. If you’re wondering what an inexperienced, unserious, verging on hyper, unfit, inept “leader” looks like - look no further. The GOP’ers that voted for this person are shameful, destructive traitors.

Sharing is caring!

Try changing out the tacky pocket square every day.

So does his wife

Purveyors of espionage - if you’re listening, here’s the leak.

So... Um... he hasn't fixed his sideburns.

I wouldn’t buy a car from that guy.

Yes, and you share them with everybody who is available as you sip your booze.

Go on with your drunk ass. 🤦🏼‍♂️

WAR PLANS are the operative words! They are war hungry to play GI Joe! This is not a video game.

He's an asshole

He sure is in the bowels of something. 🙄

Whiskey Pete is protesting the revelations as if they were revealed by Fox using their imbalanced attack model. His double talk reveals his guilt.

IDK…he keeps signaling that he’s not up for this job. I just don’t feel safe with Hegseth at the helm.

😡😡😡

It would be more accurate to say he texts war plans to random folks every day.

He is a babbling idiot and liar

This just in.....

As a member of Trump’s cabinet. Hegsheth is required to keep Putin informed daily.

Well done MAGA...you sure know how to pick them lol

drunk on power. just drunk. summ'in.

Everybody in his contact list looks at war plans every single day.

He’s just so incompetent

He is the bowel of the pentagon.

"I look at war plans every day" Tell me you have no idea what you do for a living, without telling me

he is dancing fast and talking loud, where his potential replacement is already being interviewed. Republican Senators who confirmed that man are being considered to be primaried for betraying their oath - placing a known danger at the head of the military, endangering American lives in the process.

Hang on, are we planning that many wars?!

Coffee? Mm….

And apparently so does your wife, your friends, random media heads…..

B. S . That’s a cons con it’s 🦇💩🤪

are we at war?

An utter clown show

All I want to know is how do I turn off push notifications from Pete Hegseth.

When you're explaining this hard, you're losing.

Send him back to an affiliate station.

Does that mean you bombed Yemen “informally”? Does that just mean you didn’t send them an invitation?

…Through the bottom of a whiskey glass.

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Your a fuckin lying piece of 💩

I look at war plans every single day" -- Pete Hegseth (we know dude, we've seen your Signal chats) --- Yes, have another look when you are sober if such a state should occure now and again.

Never does he say he didn't share unprotected data with people that don't have top-secret security clearance. Just like Donvict he won't admit he screwed up!

Such a mother effin tool.

Nice work. Imbeciles!

He is the bowels of the Pentagon. Full stop.

"Yeah, its me. Yeah, it happened again. Yep. Yemen again. You really shouldn't have me on there."

Lying POS. He could care less about endangering American soldiers lives. He’s like Trump. He only gives a shit about himself.

Pete’s sideburns are still fucked up… dipshit

Wish he'd look at peace plans instead

You think if we call him a cuck we cld bait him into walking around 24/7 in full camo, holding an M4 like the open-carry hardos you see at Arby's? Given his weapons-grade stupidity & boozy blood, he might actually make the country MUCH safer with an errant flick of the trigger during a WH meeting...

pressured speech, telling more than he’s saying

When Pete looks at himself in the mirror.

Ha ha ha ha 😂

We ALL do now!

Anytime I hear a person talking that fast, I know he is lying. 🤥

…and it doesn’t give me comfort! 🤷🏽‍♀️

Making new plans for Greenland and Panama and Canada, I assume? 🤨

Only war plans he sees daily include which competing bar to rush to and which type of liquor to swill. He posts all other war plans (illegally) on his cell phone to unauthorized people lacking any security clearance

Hegseth...If Syphilis was a Person.

Time to cashier Kegbreath.

The jargon is troubling. "War plans" and "war fighters" signal an offensive mindset. The role of military is national defense, not territorial expansion.

Pete Kegbreath

Has anyone gotten to the bottom of what happened to his left sideburn? More specifically, why he doesn’t have one at the moment?

Why did he shave his left sideburns?