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“Fire when ready, Gridley!”

99 Luft Balloons…

I feel safe knowing our military can detect and eliminate party balloons.

She must have gotten an invite to the Signal chat. 🤡

The news is reporting the (incorrect) information given to them by CBP Border patrol shut down the airport to shoot down a grocery store mylar balloon because they are incompetent cowboys who have been firehosed so much money and propaganda that they think they are epic heros

Here she goes lying again, big old fat mouth with a fork tongue

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Oh man , they shot down a big , bad Party Balloon.

Nothing says super lethal he-man tough guy, like shooting down a party balloon...

What a bunch of lying cunts and combined with incompetence . We better hope we do not have a national tragedy because of it because hope is all we got.

She will be prosecuted for treason and perjury

The news is owned by this regime. Sadly no one feels safer than they did 15 months ago

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Weather balloons and swamp gas sound more familiar.

She even kept a serious look. 😂

How are you “protecting America” when you refuse to support victims raped and abused by .. er.. um .. Americans? Americans that you PROTECT from the legal consequences of a legal system you are SWORN to defend?

Again, I will say this entire era is dumb.

If only agents could be on the border instead of Minneapolis 😕

🎶Out in the West Texas town of El Paso🎶 🎶The gov’t shot down a party balloon🎶

Good lord. 🙄

She has sold her soul. He has something very very bad on her and she is desperately trying to keep him from revealing it and is risking jail time for it.

Dangerous incompetent criminals

If you can’t address the Epstein files and the other issues that arise, maybe you’re just not competent enough. Most mother’s can multitask endlessly, even stepmothers. Of course with your despicable, disgraceful and pathetic behavior today you’re probably an evil stepmother.

I've seen immigrants infiltrating local parks with these improvised helium drones and even training young children to attack colorful effigies with sticks. There's no end to the depravity.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope this is not my last laugh for the week🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh my 🤭🤭🤭

Two naval vessels ran into each other in the Caribbean and they obviously not got the leader of ANTIFA’s girlfriend to give up his name and whereabouts. But, “The Dow is over 50,000 right now,” oops!

😂😂😂 so much gutter trash

Talk about 'fake news'...

Spami Jo's really cares. "Protect America" but hell with the citizens

Protecting little kids from sick old rich men, not as much

I feel so much safer knowing that the party balloon is no more. Waiting for Karoline Leavitt to claim that Mexican cartels were using it for drug smuggling.

"The news is reporting" was a favorite line of Dick Cheney, who was usually the anonymous source whose words the news media was parroting.

Wait there isn’t gonna be wall to wall coverage about this? Like the “Chinese spy balloon” 🤡

Imagine having your flight canceled because the government closed the airport to shoot down to party balloon!

This will go down as one of the darkest days in US history..

Americans are concerned about holding the pedophile president and all his pedophile friends accountable for the crimes they committed.

The news is reporting that there were no cartel drones shot down. BUT commercial airplane traffic was endangered for absolutely no reason.

She’s so fucking ridiculous. Antifa. Please.

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Please do not let these guys anywhere near Macy’s

We are Antifa.

She needs to worry about her own job: answering questions without lying.

Bondi also stated that "Babies DO taste like jerky".

LOL "cartel drones". Not a thing.

Our military can't tell the difference between a drone and a party balloon? WTF? Pete Hegseth wasn't in El Paso at the time, was he? It sounds like something he'd do after coming back from a drunken bender in Juarez!

Trojan Horse Piñatas coming from Mexico.

Bondi’s attempt at deflection is pathetic.

Well there’s a Bondi comment that didn’t age well.

Making false statements under oath for 1000 please?

El Paso and Juarez are separated by a single freeway. We drive through there on our way to NM and could literally let a balloon go from our car and BOOM, MEXICO or vice versa. Glad he took care of that menacing party balloon , the dumb ass. 🙄

And by "cartel drones" she means "party balloon". Way to go. I feel safe now.

How many millions did it cost to pop that balloon? I feel safer now.

Everyday we're being bludgeoned senseless by their never ending incompetence and stupidity. Literally and figuratively. We don't deserve this.

“reckless rhetoric”—so much projection

handy 'diversion' tactic...lol

Pam Bondi is what you'd get if Roy Cohn had fucked Regina George from Mean Girls and made a baby, then Darlene from Ozark kidnapped and home schooled her.

so desperate for any distraction stocks Party balloons

Bondi is not the head of DoD or ringing the bell on Wall Street. She is the Attorney General and the hearing is about DOJ’s stonewalling on Epstein investigations. Perhaps she could show some respect to the victims and answer the questions.

ew. Just....ewww.

Such an embarrassment every day 🙄

The girls being groomed and raped were not #America - Pam Bondi AG

These gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.

Cartel drones, party balloons. I say piñata you say candy balloon.

Piñatas better watch out.

Omg they are so embarrassingly stupid.

all they do is make shit up. its getting real old. dont let go of your birthday balloon

I think I’ve spotted another cartel smuggler……… Open fire!!!

Good to know but life is all about priorities

Well, this administration is a clown show.

El Paso airport has been taken over for ICE deportation flights.

It was a party bsllooon loser stop protecting the orange ugly pedo

You talk about paranoid! How did this b!tch get her law degree??

I missed that previously – cartel drones. The build the wall president is now concerned that his imaginary space wall has been breached. Pretty delusional thinking.

So much for “waiting to see what an investigation shows” These people, biggest hypocrites

So was that a staged event by Whiskey Pete to distract from our corrupt AG's testimony?

Kegsbreath can't tell the difference between a Mylar balloon and a drone. Yeah, I feel so much safer now 🫩

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Ah yes. Ovaloid bright coloured party drones carrying… (checks notes)… well wishes messages. Lethal.

There is no place on this planet…ESPECIALLY in this gene-pool, for that cunt bondi!

I wonder why they're not sponsoring cartel attacks just so they can stop them "for real" but then I remember that they don't need to resort to high-effort conspiracies when they can just lie to the same effect

Cartels have birthday parties.

Reminds me of the mening of the song "99 Luftballons", but this time they are willing to go to war because of made up ballons.

asking for a friend who enjoys military history: If a hot Army gunner shoots down 5 party balloons, is he an ace?

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Now we are only allowed concern about what Ms Bondi considers important.

I knew she was evil, but I didn’t know she was dumb.

She’s such an embarrassment.

Would that be the Fake News Media you constantly go on about?

The balloon: www.prnewswire.com/news-release...

I guess those party balloons must’ve been sent by that dangerous antifa cartel.

Pop Gun Pete and his gang of imbeciles gave untrained J6ers at ICE a new, untested weapon and the morons shot it off like a bunch of rednecks on the 4th of July. They shot some kid’s birthday balloon. ICE is claiming the balloon had non-English’s words on it, so it was deemed a “hostile” target.

If our military is incapable of identifying a party balloon we are totally f*cked.

We will. You might be able to watch it on the TV in your cell, if you're lucky to avoid execution for treason.

I think it's the Pinata Cartel who launched it.

Massive international trafficking ring bringing down royalty and rich and powerful abroad.... or balloon. What could possibly be more important? Americans may never know.

Bondi is Trump‘s Ghislaine Maxwell

She probably referring to the navy privateers sinking fishing boats!

Protect us from those party balloons

I’m confused, how is holding sexual predators to account not protecting our country? Are we OK with just letting them all room around? Also, it was a fucking party balloon. One of these days shit’s gonna be real and they’re gonna be like “it’s just a balloon“.

The news is reporting that Pam Bondi said fifty thousand dollars. You think she's got Homan on the brain?

The party was a quinceañera — so we feel the use of military force was justified!

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Big mean party balloons. What, were they filled with fentanyl?

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The war against balloons is over! Another great victory for donny and petey!

Anybody wondering how the world's leading military can't tell a party balloon apart from a drone? No? All cool? A'ight.

Fool. Should really be worried about party balloons. Sick to the facts

🎈— is that a balloon or a drone? So hard to tell!

Followup question should have been "Will you stop telling lies to the reporters so that their stories will be more accurate?"

Imagining life after Tr_mp for these fools.

The incompetence is staggering

What’s next? Will they be invading Party City?

I don't think the information about DHS jamokes shooting the weapon came out until after Bondi testified, but I'm not surprised, since trained military personnel usually pride themselves on their skill and professionalism, while DHS people are a clown car with dangerous weaponry.

FYI: If the cartel were to send drones, they would send hundreds of them, all at once. Be careful what you wish for lady. #AbolishICEnow #AbolishRepublicans2026

Protecting America from Party Balloons! Great….. #AbolishICEnow #AbolishRepublicans2026

Did they double tap that bad ballon?

Pam Bondi is most certainly a liar. She's a Trump girl.

No, it was another evil quinceanera. Balloon that probably had Spanish on it terrified a military power. In a few years, when Mexican restaurants start reopening I hope she’s securely in a cell so that all the party balloons, the balloon arches and happy bilingual children don’t terrify her