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Brewers last 20 games--18-2

It's only my first week of working at the bicycle factory, and they've already made me the spokes person.

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.

Milwaukee 👉 Grafton 👉 Sheboygan #LetsGetToWork

Tomorrow is the funeral of the man who invented air conditioning. Hundreds of fans are expected to attend.

It’s starting, ICE is detaining US citizens with proof of citizenship and calling their documents false. Are you next?! Am I?!

@jacobsoboroff.bsky.social Can you and your team contact the parents of the 18 schoolchildren this Somali man saved and either do interviews or organize a press conference? We can’t trust local media to highlight this and we need to counteract MAGA’s disgusting narrative bsky.app/profile/thet...

I have 20 female pigs and 20 male deer. How much money do I have? Forty sows and bucks.

Trump makes a bizarre face

5Q + 5Q = What? You're welcome.

WTF was that?!?

If I have $50 in one pocket and $30 in another pocket, what do I have? Someone else's pants on.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.

When I learned to type a long time ago, it was easy. Only 16 letters had been invented. Even my name was different My first name was Homa because the T and S weren't in existence yet.

Math was so much easier when I was a kid. The numbers 8 and 9 hadn't been invented yet. The average lifespan was 77 years.

What is a vampire’s favorite soup? Ghoul-ash.

Again, this seems to be Republicans' big closing message for the midterms, so it's worth asking -- what the fuck are they talking about. Ask any parent with a kid in public schools if they'll so much as give them an Advil without written and signed permission. Then show them this insane shit.

No jokes tonight. The Milwaukee Brewers are going to the World Series!!!

I sold my house last week. Boy, was my landlord ever mad!--Steven Wright

The tragedy of Biden's presidency is not its lack of success, but how little its success was recognized. The claim Democrats don't have a policy program is false. Finishing the projects Biden began, working with Bernie Sanders and others, should be central to the project of the next president.

I would tell you my autumn joke but you probably wouldn't fall for it

Sean Duffy’s son-in-law ... great. Kind of a Wisconsin Jared Kushner. If I could vote for Fred Clark, I would in an instant.

Opinion | The 7th District congressional race shouldn’t be this close captimes.com/opinion... #wipolitics #wigov

The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.

If Cleveland plays Milwaukee in the World Series, will Harry Doyle call the games with Bob Uecker at his side? The games in the movie were Cleveland, but were filmed in Milwaukee.

This is an actual Nazi rally.

What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad.

DHS claims the man ran in front of their SUV. You be the judge.

It’s genuinely sad to watch. The President is so weak and incapable of negotiating a real deal that he just posts fake ones on social media and hopes people believe him, until every party involved puts out a statement calling him a liar. We’ve never seen weakness like this in the Oval Office.

I heard two frogs having a chat. Ribbiting conversation.

#Maga #Hypocrisy is REAL

Appleton Common Council votes to show taxpayers how much of their money goes to private school vouchers www.nbc26.com/applet... #wipolitics

Wisconsin voters should look beyond the wording of Constitutional Amendment 3 and vote “No” madison365.com/dr-ru... #wipolitics #wigov

WI conservative think tank The Badger Institute: To eliminate the income tax, Wisconsin would likely have to raise its sales taxes higher than anyplace else in America and simultaneously enact unprecedented, dramatic spending cuts. www.badgerinstitute.... #wipolitics #wigov

The worst place I ever stayed at was a hotel called “The Fiddle.” It was a vile inn.

No, that's a post-op. Here's the "before" photo.

So this owl was telling me about this party he went to. I couldn’t understand a word he said, but it sounded like a hoot.

They say with age comes wisdom. Therefore, I don't have wrinkles--I have wise cracks.

I was up in the attic the other day and found an 80-year-old painting. I told him to get out.

Police violently drag Hispanic grandmother across rough ground-injuring both arms. Witnesses yell she has a serious heart condition & was just released from hospital. Cops kneel on her chest anyway. "They dragged her like a doll," brother said. Incident occurred in Batesville, Texas

Why shouldn't you make a dinosaur mad? Because you'll get Jurass-kicked.