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This is the Uterus Police. License and registration, please

😂😂😂😂😂

I'm guessing he's making that mistake because he dates so young that he needs to check their ID to stay out of jail.

Interesting type of birth control. Even the "pull out" and "just the tip" guys are safe.

You have to have an ID to download a car.

Do you?

My word…how did our ancestors manage without an ID!

hmmmmm? Is this new? I didn’t have an ID or SSN when I had my first two children. Are they now (in their forties) illegitimate or possibly illegally living here?

Or, “As you can plainly see, that child has no ID and their mother’s name is not my name; how do I know that child is even mine?” … but … they probably already say that, don’t they … F, men suck.

If this figure is representative of the entire GOP, then it proves that these are brainless Nazis who can be compared one-to-one with Hitler's followers.

Photo ID for a six pack???

I don't think he knows how to make a baby maybe he should get together with Sam Altman, who doesn't know how to keep one alive

maybe he accidentally revealed their next demand.

the I stands for I, the D stands for Dentification

What?

Really?! I don't think that is true -- but lie is what they do

Yet none of those things are in the constitution, the right to vote is. 15th Amendment. Check it out, Dave

I'm pretty sure that little creature's coming out one way or another. I was there for my daughter's birth and she did NOT insist on checking my wife's ID before the blessed event.

Really?! What happens to the baby then?

You were CORRECT!! No matter how stupid this goober is, Tubers is WORSE!! (but yeah, this is pretty bad)

"Sorry ma'am, you dont have ID with you. We're gonna have to shove this baby back in there."

You absolutely don't have to have an ID to have a child. Only a man would say something this stupid.

So the government is gonna haul my kids off if I forget my wallet? Is there an age limit? I mean, they will be pissed if they miss their college classes next week.

What a stupid fuck!

Unfortunately, I have to show ID to pick up my ADHD medication. Not at the appointments every three months, though.

Probably, but it has this weird tinge of manorialism behind it too. But fascist is probably closer.

Thanks.

Yup, and I have to say it like four times in a single visit.

You can't push,we haven't seen your ID!

These people are breathtakingly stupid. Makes my head hurt just knowing they run the country.

Did your mommy have one?

Wow…they’re really scraping bottom trying to defend the indefensible: the “SAVE” act. It’s more accurate to call it: the “We will do everything possible to prevent you from voting Act”.

Sperm and ova would like a word with this uninformed Senator.

How ‘bout we just don’t pass the bill?

I don't think Sen. McCormick quite grasps the concept of enthusiastic consent.

The STUPIDITY is getting Stupider. Only in AMERICA!!!

Who knew Epstein carded for child trafficking purchases?

You don't need a brain to go on TV.

For what part? Certainly not the conception part. What kind of nonsense is this? And how clueless are these people?

I feel your pain!

The father’s ID too? Is it the “No ID no service”?

I’m in the same 🛶 as you and praying it doesn’t sink 😢

And that’s all folks.

No, but you can use an IUD to not have a child.

I guess his wife wasn't sure who he was.

#wtf #GOP #omg Stop the clown show.

Yes, I recall the doctor asking for my ID when the pregnancy test came back positive...🙄

Moron.

So this ID works? “No”. How about this one? “Sorry no”

I’m pretty sure that you don’t need ID to have a child. Just ask all the 13 year old unwed mothers who had their Republican uncles’ babies after being raped by them.

lol, haven’t heard that one in a while.

What??? Who checks your ID before you boink someone???

Not part of the biological process.

Pardon?!!

Ouch. Mostly it makes me sad that there is anyone out there who believes this.

Used to be that you needed ID to buy groceries

Stupid on its face but what if these fks really want to regulate children?? Pretty far out idea but nothing surprises me

Apparently to buy bread as well...

How ridiculous this sounds! Does he check ID before sex, just in case she gets pregnant? Or no, let me guess, no ID, she can't get pregnant?

I remember when I was younger, hanging outside the hospital parking lot with my friends, asking adults if they could grab a baby for me and I'd pay them back.

Aristotle coined the concept of common sense thousands of years ago. All creatures use the common senses to perceive their environment, he noted, but only man possessed rational thought by which he could rise above that lower, more animalistic level of perception and thinking.

What's he smokin'? Must be potent.

yup

I think he meant “to register the birth of a child,” which in PA requires an acceptable form of I.D. But still!

😂

Unless you're Matt Gaetz

From a pool of dozens of millions of people whose only value is owning the libs. When you remember that, everything they do and say makes so much more sense.

Republicans really do want to police bedrooms...

I am one hundred percent certain I never had to show anyone my ID before fucking my wife.

Really, because no one carded me when I got pregnant. My last name didn't match the one on my birth certificate, either.

He's getting IDs and IUDs confused.

you obviously don't have to have any brains to be a republican senator

Dumb as a box of rocks he is

I can't wait for Seth Meyer's to explain to him how babies just pop out even if your drivers license isn't handy.

They literally stuff it back in there if you don't have your passport handy.

JFC, what a clown!

So they crossed the border illegally?

Woman in labor turns up at the emergency room: "ID please" "OMG I forgot it" "Try the bushes near the parking lot over at the south side of the building"

Did she show i.d before she gives guys a hand?

But she didnt need one to give a handy?

Or the one her shit of a son broke into in order steal credit cards for fraud.

I just assumed her kid was conceived in a theater during a live performance.

Listen, we don't know how it worked on that island man...

I’m from Texas

You’re confused Senator. McCormack was supported by the Oligarchs. They are using this blatant voter suppression to expand and perpetuate their power. whyy.org/articles/bob...

You do not have to show an ID to have a child. It is a shame his mother didn’t have to have one .. maybe she would have bypassed him. So if one wants to have sex, there is always a possibility of pregnancy, so before intercourse you have to show your ID,

And here I always thought you just had to insert tab A into slot B and wiggle.

Heil! ADOLF TRUMP.

Agreed. And we have no idea how many young women never made it to detention and are being trafficked now

Middle school IDs

On behalf of my native commonwealth, I apologize to all of America for John Fetterman and Dave McCormick and, what the hell, Rick Santorum, too.

To be clear - I have total sympathy for his stroke and how that wasn’t his fault - But the job has such monumental significance - he shouldn’t be there. Truck drivers lose their sight - they have to find a new job. Airline pilots with alcoholism - not allowed. He’s not the person y’all elected.

Or a president it seems

He doesn’t even live in PA!

Just some well-funded PACs and little curiosity about how things happen for people in the real world. If we want better representation we need to get big money out of politics. At the bare minimum, #Vote in primaries, and choose a candidate who isn’t bankrolled by corporations.

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In fact I think at this point it's a requirement to be brainless for Republican candidates. And spineless for democrats.