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Alright fellas, let’s goooo!!

It's BlueChew for fascists.

Make that a new Dem prez in the WH

Especially security at the White House Correspondent's Dinner (which is not a White House event). The ballroom will also definitely allow Presidents to travel much more freely around the country, as Leavitt said was Trump's wish. JFC, how many people are idiot enough to believe this shit?

Yes the ballroom is essential to solving problems. Let them eat cake!

Yes, when that giant asteroid hurtles toward the earth, The Ballroom will shoot out into space to pulverize it!!!!!!!! 🙄

“…new White House occupant” #fixedit

Or Melania impromptu press appearances/comments.

Climate change? Hah! The ballroom has air conditioning, stupid liberals! Basically Mike Johnson's logic. He's a cartoon villain.

Hoping the ballroom helps with my tendon tendonitis.

I got a fever and the only prescription is more ballroom!

I think you misspelled government.

HAhahahahaa!

So Trump's bullshit ballroom will save whales? "Holy whale wing, Batman."

I can feel my RA disapate the more that gets done.

I’d go along with it if they buried Trump and his handlers in it like an Egyptian pyramid.

Change the word "ballroom" to "inhabitant" and that goes from a joke to the answer to the world's problems.

Ballroom for the rich and let the kids die in schools and churches that’s what he wants

I mean, if ya gotta hunker down, ya gotta get fancy...🤷🏽‍♀️

Why we need a White House ballroom in every school. -GOP

This is the cancer cure we’ve all been waiting for!

Tee hee.

She needs a new Tea room

Lindsey is a waste of walking protein

Based on Stormy, Trump already has plenty of ballroom. 🍄

Releasing the full, UNREDACTED Epstein files would solve a few problems too.

It’s the perfect solution (for Trump). He will protected from all his enemies.

World War II would have never happened if we had a ballroom.

We can’t afford gas or food, but a new ballroom would make dying poor feel better. Thanks Trump.

EVERY child in the USA deserves to have the school security that a Whitehouse Ballroom and bunker could provide.

Just spat my Pepsi all over my workspace. #noBallroom

I don’t think it helps to solve whether string theory is correct but hey, I’ve been wrong before.

I mean, I was worrying about paying rent this month but I am very relieved Trump is trying to build a ballroom.

I hate this timeline

certainly solves world hunger hands down!

Sorry "pool". I needed an edit button today.

Let's construct ballrooms at every school in America.

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My wrist hurts. I think it's tendonitis. I bet a new WH ballroom would help. I should donate some money I have to accelerate constructions.

A ballroom would definitely lower grocery and gas prices……………………. A ballroom would certainly stop blatant market manipulation/insider trading…………….. A ballroom would stop criminally corrupt ppl in power from awarding their FAMILY MEMBERS govt contracts…. Ballrooms stop pedophiles. 🫠🫠🫠

Gas prices will come down ON DAY ONE of the ballroom!

Unless it's this problem, which Holly shares with Phil Collins, then of Genesis, and I've never seen POTUS Trump dance, nor lately talk, and his walk sucks! youtu.be/hGI2d31M7Ns

Thought about it for a nanosecond and believe there’s no problem we face that can’t be solved by voting in a new White House administration.

American ingenuity! 🇺🇸

Build a ballroom for the people not just the president and wealthy buddies. Build it away from the White House area. Make the ballroom for the people to utilize also.

With lots of gold!

We should be expecting ballrooms for every school I would guess

😂😂😂😂😂

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Strait of Hormuz, meet ballroom. Checkmate.

Right?! 😂

Except of course for the problem of the guy currently in the White House.

She’s just played the ballroom card.

smh... so insane.

We will never be safe until every white Christina man in America has a portable ballroom that they can be in all the time wherever they go. Think of a cross between a big box store and a Hamster ball. It's our birthright.

You win the internet today. 🏆

And a shiny gold crown…

The US has never needed anything this badly since Trump needed an extra airforce one

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Every school and university should get a golden ballroom! @chrismurphyct.bsky.social

Respect 💥

The shooter says "build the ballroom"

What part of building this ballroom will solve all our problems did you not understand? Got cancer? No problem, here’s a ballroom! Shot in the chest? No problem, here’s a ballroom! Women think you’re a creep? No problem, here’s a ballroom! Zombie apocalypse? No problem, here’s a ballroom!

Get rid of everything that screams trump

Get all that gilt crap of the WH walls and fix the damage!

The numbers work if you just eliminate all the attendees who aren’t loyal to the administration

And by "really think about it" I know you mean... wait... what?

Great! I need a WH Ballroom to help me bake bread. I’m so relieved.

When you think about it in a few months, we’re not going to have oil and gas, jet fuel, computer chips, fertilizer, and food. The only people in the United States are equipped to handle this are the Amish. The Amish were right all along.

Heh. Thanks for the update. I had no idea.

High school proms, for one

Duct tape is cheaper.

If ballrooms stop gun violence, then every school needs one.

Steel door, multiple outside locks, Trump and the Clown Cabinet inside.

Yeah

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Lincoln only had a bedroom, look what happened to him!

If we build 10 ballrooms, that's a 10,000X increase in our problem solving abilities. It's a no-brainer because there's no brain involved.

bsky.app/profile/nycs...

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We can demolish it when he kicks.

Since all it takes is a ballroom to keep me safe, I'm going to put a ballroom in my house! No need for a tornado shelter or bomb shelter or a bunker...a ballroom takes care of everything!

Think of how safe school children will be!

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Gun violence… ballroom Healthcare… ballroom Affordability… ballroom National debt… ballroom Democracy erosion… ballroom Misinformation… ballroom Climate change… ballroom Childhood obesity… ballroom

Health care? White House ballroom.

I've heard the Iranians will relinquish the strait if we'd just build them a Ballroom Of Hormuz

Only if that ballroom is secretly a prison and we lock them all in. We can hold their trials in there, too! And then they did bring back firing squads, and treason is the color of the season. I do think our capital is an odd location in terms of security.

Lolol

I wonder if Trump's richie-riches have any clue how the word "ballroom" hits the 57% Americans who countdown the hours to every payday so they can pay bills and buy groceries.

Hahahaha! Thx for the chuckle!

They said the National Guard in DC was going to stop crime in DC.

If we had a ballroom back in 1901 William McKinley would not have had to go to Buffalo for the Pan American Exposition.

Hahaha

It’s the clearly the answer to all our problems. Why has no one thought of this until now.

Leave him a cask of Amantollado.

Lol

I'll never dance in that ballroom. You won't either. I'd rather have healthcare.

I had a really bad kidney stone and then the east wing came down and the stone passed. God bless Donald Trump!

Yes, shipping will now be strait through the ballroom

My thoughts tio

We should just encase the country in this ballroom. We’d be protected from everything.

I like that the reason was retrofitted to his freaking out over the Epstein Files.

Was just telling my wife that very thing,Aaron!

It a ballroom keeps them safe than we should build one for every school in US.

You're quite J.Swift today,sir

Will it fix Ant's knee and Dante's Achilles?

I dunno. . . bone spurs are pretty stubborn, I hear.

ballrooms AND tax cuts