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You can't change a signed deal

Canada paid for the whole thing. We (the US) don’t deserve 50% of the tolls.

Canada is throwing shade like an episode of Housewives

Reminder to the world- if you make a deal with the USA, no you didn’t

Melania should announce a change in the terms of her prenup like this.

gordiehoweinternationalbridge.com/proposed-agr... 4. Crossing Agreement: Nothing in this Agreement in Principle shall be interpreted as amending, modifying, or superseding the 2012 Canada–Michigan Crossing Agreement or the ownership, governance, and financial framework established thereunder.

Orang idiot, my man, get over it. The bridge is a joint venture between Michigan and Canada. Just let go, the bridge is desperately needed.

Every time Dear Leader makes one of these ridiculous declarations, it just makes me think of Michael Scott standing outside his office door shouting, "I declare bankruptcy!"

🤬🤮🤬

Yup.

Why? And did he actually or do costs still have to be paid for, meaning it's actually the same agreement it just looks like if costs magically disappear the U.S. would get money.

Trump is literally working hard to be a terrorist...financially and otherwise. Hope the GOP pays big forever for this.

Is it any wonder that Iran won't commit to striking a deal with the USA? The goal posts are always changing.

Is that how transnational agreements work? Interesting.

Does that mean the United States will then retroactively pay half the cost of the construction of the bridge? Seems fair, right?

Jeez, I hate this POS, sad excuse of a slime mold… apologies to slime molds..

What an ungrateful dick

Very funny explanation 👇🏼 of dRump's *new improved deal🙄* on the bridge: open.substack.com/pub/ifloz/p/...

I just changed the terms of my mortgage so that now they pay ME!

Mr. High Prices strikes again.

Canada should hold their ceremony at mid bridge, (in Canada) point all the vehicles north and drive into Windsor.

MORON

Fuck you Trump!

"We changed the terms of the deal" 34x Convicted Felon Trump. No Justice

When he says it's fine, it's not fine, which is fine. No Trump, Hoekstra, Bessent, Hassett, Lutnick the Nutlick, Navarro or Greer means the wine should be flowing. Any party is better minus these twats. I hope Gretchen Whitmer is invited, tho'.

Seems kinda low though, tbh.

When do I get my share?

Correction diaper donny boy....... Canada doesn't want your fat demented dirty ass there!!!!!!!

Oh. I guess that settles it then?

Good grief. He’s a total disgrace.

I really would like to say FUCK YOU RIGHT TO HIS FUCKING FACE. Pedophiles like him should be in prison.

I’m sure they are fine with that because the US would also be liable for 50% of the maintenance.

The entire world hates us and mocks us because of this buffoon.

Is that like the Iranians wanting to charge for the Strait of Hormuz?

Travel is still down from its peak but there is a shift that has happened.

Is this like an inversion of the withdrawal of US troops from AFG

This guy pocketed the coins off his dead dad’s eyes.

Hey Diaper Don,

The gangster speaks

Nobody here in Canada gives a fuck what Trump says anymore, we’re just moving on without the USA.

Sssshhhhh 🤫 someone might tell him he doesn’t have the deal he thinks he has and want to stop the opening. Again.

Lol. He's just completely reactive, now. He can't process enough information to be anything else.

Donald Trump’s new book soon to be released is called “How to Win Friends and Influence People — as a head of a Nation State” There are no pre- orders oddly.

Hi...I'm a Moron!!

You signed on the dotted line, bitch. You are no Darth Vader.

🇨🇦 paid for the bridge.

"You didn't invite me to your party? FINE!!! I nver wanted to go, anyway!"

Trump is a bratty lying seven year old simpleton.

I'm going to just assume that the "previous administration" in question was the first Trump administration.

Canada is paying ZERO TARIFFS to the US. The American people are paying the tariffs.

Nah, It's orange ass was uninvited. Don't put that on America, ya demonic orange turd.

We didn't pay on cent of the cost of that bridge but the fat man always sees a way to wet his beak. You can bsure that he sees some of that toll money ending up in his or his kids pockets. I think I read that Canada told him that when the cost of the bridge is recovered they will consider a split.

I read somewhere that there are no "profits" to be had. Tolls will be going to pay off the cost of the bridge that Canada paid for. As usual, DJT is a liar and taking credit for stuff he has nothing to do with.

That share amounts to about 5% of the bridge's cost. Meanwhile Donald, Michiganders are thrilled at the faster growing cooperation and trade between them and Ontarians.

What a child. “Neener, neener “. Give me a break.

And I am buying 0% of US liquor and any other US items I can't find any Canadian/non-US substitutes for (like contact lens solution) not just for Trump's term, but likely for the rest of my life. And I live in Alberta, where our feckless premier gave up on the US liquor ban after only 3 months.

Art of the deal, baby.

With Trump.

How much longer do we have to endure being held hostage by a toddler with a full diaper?

What a never-ending shitshow

"I didn't want to go to the prom with her anyway."

“Pray I don’t alter it further”

Canada disinviting people who seek to harm Canada is the minimum. Canadians need to continue to boycott the US.

Such a boring, tiresome jerk.

Speaking as a European, I have zero confidence in the USA not voting for someone similar in 2028.

And more listeria plus salmonella!

Other countries don’t pay the tariffs. Trump is stealing and his base is too dumb to understand it’s a tax on them.

🤦‍♂️

The best bad faith negotiator ever.

I want to be an honorary Canadian.

You owe me 50% of your profits now.

What an asshole

@laura-babcock.bsky.social @minibubbly.bsky.social

Canada paid for 100% of the bridge. Trump donor owns the competing toll bridge.

If I’m not mistaken, that is the original deal. Canada paid for it, will collect 15 years worth of tolls to reimburse itself the original investment and Michigan owns half.

Correction, briber. Trump has no friends.

God, I can’t stand this man. He’s so stupid and also demented. We need to fill out every Republican in the house and Senate

Pretty sure it was his administration that negotiated the trade deal, and tRump threatened to not open the bridge on the American side like 3 weeks ago

I hope Terrance and Philip give Trump a big Fuck You

I hope Canada closes the bridge.

He still has no clue how tariffs work

No, no, no, see, WE paid for it, WE keep the profits.

Once the Gordie Howe bridge opens, I presume no Canadian will cross the Ambassador bridge. Individuals can make a difference.

Lol. He is sooo triggered by Canada. Canada just minding our own business, keeping on, doing our thing...driving him mad! 😆

He is such a ginormous fucking bell-end. What an absolute fuckwit.

I suspect he means revenue. Given the cost of the bridge (6.4b Canadian) and the expected revenue (130m Canadian) it will be 50 years before there are any profits to take 50% of. I'm not surprised that he doesn't know the difference.

Idiot!!

Trump was disinvited, not the USA

Agreed!!

Why does this ring a bell?

Nobody should depend on the US to act with integrity for a LONG time. We did elect this fucker twice. Once, the world can dismiss it as a mistake. Twice? As long as there is this MAGA/AMERICA FIRST bullshit in America, we are untrustworthy as a partner

Trump tore up the agreement that got this bridge built. No country anywhere can trust any agreement made with the US under the Trump Regime. Even CUSMA is being tossed aside and Trump signed it. No deals are possible with this regime.

Keep it closed until the child is gone.

We. Paid. For. The. Whole. Fucking. Bridge.

If I were PM Carney, I'd not open the Gordie Howe Bridge and close the Ambassador Bridge until the original deal is restored and the additional tariffs are gone.

Is Canada Lando Calrissian now?

Birthday Party Toddler

Fucking thief.

To paraphrase Andrew Jackson, you've made your 'new deal', now let's see you enforce it.

His “deal” did no such thing. ifloz.substack.com/p/the-shaked...

Canada not only paid 100% of the Gordie Howe bridge construction, but also paid 100% to build the customs area on the US side of the bridge. Even so - Canada STILL offered to split the revenue 50/50, after the cost of construction was paid. And the Americans turned that down. FREE MONEY.

Emporer Thinskinious speaks!

The ghost of Gordie Howe will take five for fighting

This is breathtakingly childish. Any easy all Maggots are easy to manipulate so it makes sense.

They changed the terms of the deal... but Canada didn't, so... uhm... it doesn't really mean anything?

Trump crime family.

Now that we've established the principle that international contracts can be chucked whenever one side feels like it has leverage, Canada can do the same thing when we finish restructuring our trade relationships. Wonder what we can do with energy & mineral export arrangements?

The bridge won't be profitable for years.