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The reality hormuzstraitmonitor.com

Someone needs to check on him.

25th, anyone?

Is this one of those Truths that you get a few minutes early if you pay 100k? Worth every penny, I say!

About those mines, removed or detonated, is that the same as obliterating their nuclear capability last year. No more nukes he & Pete said only to be facing that same problem still?

The terrifying thing about "alternative realities" in the 21st century is that they aren't just delusions—they're A/B tests for the truth. We're living in a beta version of history where the patch notes are just vibes.

LOL bsky.app/profile/ronf...

bsky.app/profile/teap...

Pure fucking insanity.

So Iran was telling the truth when they denied any US meetings were taking place over the last few weeks. Trump regime has no credibility, it’s all just lies and delusions and coloring books.

He's now endangering the crews of these ships like he endangered the press corps and his staff on Decoy One.

PEDOtRUmp LIES AGAIN hormuzstraitmonitor.com

Tax dollars at work. Binky as a federal job title.

She’s definitely playing him.

Caligula knows nothing.

He says “in full force and effect” like it’s doubly strong, but as usual comes across like an uneducated dipshit

Blatantly trying to goose the markets.

And yet NO ships are passing through and one ship was literally hit yesterday...Delusional Grifting Lunatic

came here to note the contradiction

This morning below. All the circles are not moving. The arrows are moving in the direction shown. The only vessel moving past Hormuz is from Oman, who made an agreement with Iran. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Did they actually destroy or detonate all the mines?!

When Salazar became too senile to lead Portugal they removed him from office and yet let him believe he was still in charge until the day he died. Can we please do that now? Even his MAGA followers will believe he's in charge. That would leave us with a shot at fixing all this

Yep, shut... 👍

This jabroni, and his positivity cult bullshit.

How many time will americans endure these lies. He changed this status more than 40 times

"We are in command to the Strait of Hormuz. As there are no ships traversing the Strait, please blame Joe Biden."

The leader and his regime are batshit crazy

It is not clogged with boats like it used to be

Trump completely lost it...

From the standpoint of water, water is getting through the Strait.

Can confirm: portwatch.imf.org/pages/cb5856...

What a lying asshole

I am guessing he is being intentionally kept out of the loop on everything at this point

He has always lied a lot. Now, he lives in a totally alternative universe. scary, and something Dems and the media need to call out loudly every day.

I'd also question the comment about mines. Sure, they may well have been swept, but what's stopping Iran using it's PT boats to lay down another set at night?

Isn't blockade the opposite of open?

Or operating. In between putts is when he gets his “news flashes.”

Oh Right! If I were trying to cross the Strait of Hormuz, given their track record, would I trust this regime and Hegseth that "all mines have been removed or detonated"? Not a chance.

Lucky for Republicans, their voters are pathetic marks who believe anything they say, no matter how absurd.

"My reality is all that matters!"

And the mainstream media calling out his lies…?

And the stock market believes every word of it

"We've got a blockade, and the sea lane is open" um... does he know WTF a blockade means?

He's so fucking stupid ...

I heard that the Strait of Hormuz was open for shipping but apparently the shipping companies haven't received the message. So how long before we take over the Strait, rename it the Strait of America, and start charging for passage

Last time I looked, a blockade is a prevention of ship movements so, no, the strait is not open, meaning the US has no control of it.

Keeping maga well informed through lies and deceit is certainly a choice.😏

Tell me you are lost and have no idea what to do without telling me.

Not recent days, 171 days.

The ships could go through if they want to. They just don't want to. That's not Donald's fault.

Don't know if you have ever caught the Good Liars on You Tube. There are a lot of people still out there who will drink the Kool Aid until the bitter end.

Go ahead name it the Strait of America. The rest of the world 🌍 will believe the US.

You can always tell he personally writes posts like this because he changes the name from "Straight of Hormuz" to "Hormuz Straight". Another sign he can't recall basic facts in his day to day