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Well, at least there was a process. I’d hate to think it was just some ad hoc thing.

Wow. Profound.

And they laughed and they laughed and they laughed.

Fortunately, you don’t need any qualifications to be on a fake task force.

Huh, I would have thought the main requirement for being on the task force was that you had to be guilty of committing fraud.

The “good old boys” club has never been more odious.

I hope their first anti-fraud investigation is of Trump and his family's corruption/fraud which has enriched them tremendously in just 2 years.

🇺🇸 Price of oil up 8% today. Thank You President Trump🛢️

"Biden sent out thousands of checks to the Chinese Communist Government." Ask for some proof and you'll get none. Because it's one of the thousands of lies that the Republicans send out every day. And there IS proof of that!

Fitting, seeing as Van Orden is a fraud.

The BEST TASK FORCE.

🏆

I hope 🤞🏽 that sufficient orange prison uniforms will be available by 2028 for all these bootlickers.

Rep. Derrick Van Orden: "I fucked Vice President Vance's wife. You know how I did that? I was like, 'Hey JD, can I fuck your wife?' And he was like, 'Yeah.'"

They're all old frauds

and it’s who you blow

Cool story. Did something happen to these people? How can they be THIS dull?

If you'd like to see dirtbags like Van Orden go back under the rocks they crawled out from under (no offense to rocks), send $ to support Rebecca Cooke who is running against him in Wisconsin's 3rd.

Apparently the MAGA résumé is loyalty, connections, & asking for the job. Merit gets replaced by the family-and-friends plan.🤷🤦🇨🇦

Oops, comparing your country to China. 😂😂😂

I`m trying to figure out how @atrupar.com, you haven`t lost your mind watching this idiot garbage constantly - but props to you.

Who wants to bet Derrick Van Orden does a MEAN impersonation of a sofa?

I work on some of these cases and I've seen no fraud. Almost the opposite of fraud. What's worse is the DOJ has been non responsive in dealing with opposing counsel.

Talk about frauds...

I tried that with IBM and got arrested.

Because it's basically a joke.

Yes, becuz apparently that’s how you get a seat at the table in MAGA: connections, favors, girls, & furniture.🤷🇨🇦

He WOULD.

He requested this so he can cover up his own frauds and frame others.

Sounds like a trump story plot.

Higher standards than being in the cabinet

They just make poo up out of thin air

Is it a meritocracy yet?

Shut it you drunken obnoxious sot.

Just wow

"It's genius."

Lie lie lie.

Speech is a window to the mind... and all I see is fog. Ya feel me, Bro? 😠

So does he get paid for doing eff all?

Anybody can be on JD's task force, for the cheap price of one couch.

He sounds smart.

Such excitement in Dallas!

People spend more time and effort organizing a rummage sale than this administration has spent organizing....whatever the hell this is.

Vetting to the gills

Gross

These people are evil. They spew lies for MAGA consumption and they don't it with such ease.

Bragging about how ill qualified and ignorant they are? Oooof. Weirdos.

DEI hire.

He’s not wrong, sending out checks ain’t donald trump. He never pays his bills.

Ha ha ha. Twits

"The Biden admin sent out hundreds of millions of dollars to the Chinese communist party" WTF is he talking about?

Fascinating. Are they all this way? Don’t seem like normal humans.

I want to know how he can still buy off the rack suits from Montgomery Wards 1977 spring line up

Considering how they’re basically underwater in the polls, they don’t have the luxury of being picky

Foxconn Derrick in the henhouse

Cute cartoon! 🦅

Van Orden is a bozo. He hides from his constituents. Petrified. And attended Jan. 6 He is a hanger on that has no self esteem unless he is bullying women. He is the Congressman that was drunk at the Capitol and hollered at the kids. They picked a doozy

You mean the one even JD rarely talks about publicly because it's so unpopular?

He lies!!

That's how it's done apparently.

Why do they have those idiotic headsets on like this is a big sporting event?? Broadcasters need them when it's a loud stadium with 30k fans cheering. The arena is mostly empty and not loud at all; so headsets are completely unnecessary! 😝

Humble brag.

Fascinating.

SNL couldn’t do better

What a story! What credentials!

Welcome to kindergarten for stupid people

Hey @gork.it, is this true?

I’d have guessed he stumbled in on a bender thinking it was the bathroom…

Great story.

The Good Ol' Boi network in action and why we're led by morons.

Sounds like a f*ing "Sir" story Trump tells.

I'm pretty sure he lent the VP his couch for a sleep over.

Unserious clowns 😵‍💫🤦🏼‍♂️

Super-funny that there are no standards.

And also Derrickkk VO is a FRAUD.

What in the goddam fuck is this?--- "Genius"- "Yeh"-- Fuck guillotines. You guys need flamethrowers. Even the ground must be disinfected!

Wow, the credentials these people have are sooooo great…🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

Jfc

This is literally the scene from Life of Brian where he want to join the People's Front of Judea and they ask him how much he hates the Romans, Brian says "A lot" and then promptly let him join.

Well. It IS an Anti 'Fraud task force'. The last thing these people want is a fraud task force!

Sounds legit.

Fuck sakes America... 💀

3 drunks talking about the crime of bribery ever so non chalantly.

Shocking, not shocking.

🤣👏✨️ Beautiful.

To provide a background that was more real, to give them plausibility.

This “Anti-Fraud Administration”- just Repealed a 2024 Law that had businesses simply Register their Lawful Financial Owner. It is the only way to Control Money Laundering and Foreign Influence. Because Rape-ublicans take foreign money and are money launderers!!

Fact: The one they call Derrick is a domestic terrorist.

Must have a spare couch

Like it’s going to get any tasks. 😂

How good are you at kissing major ass? That good??? You’re hired.

Over qualified.

Fascinating story

Almost puts Helen Kellers achievements to shame

So much excitement at the Trump-is-loozer contest