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Coward.

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Structured as a tax refund, of course, so it would be regressive and of no use to anyone without an income-tax liability, i.e., the people who could use the money the most.

Yeah no. Go away again.

How structured what? Just take another vacation, you worthless POS.

Can we "structure" it so it's not a Bribe? It's a bribe Rafael. And that makes it illegal on two grounds. Under Inducement and Electoral laws.

You have control of everything . DO IT NOW

What happened to the deficit…

🇺🇸- Can Trump Actually Give Every American $5,000❓ NOPE‼️

No, we don't fucking know how bribes are structured, Rafael.

He knows it would add another trillion to the national debt

It's fucking illegal you asshole.

If you have a structured bribe but you need cash now....

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Ted is the consummate politician. He’ll never give you a straight answer, ever.

That's not a yes.

Cruz wants it structured by defunding Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security.

Promises won’t matter after the midterms, so that’s a no.

Pussy

What if it was structured like a bribe with my tax dollars funding it ted?

Okay…Ted. If it’s structured so that Venezuelan oil proceeds are paying for it?

Love you folks! Always on target.

And we still pay for the power to freezers.

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18 U.S.C. § 597

they would still vote vociferously against a tan suit

it's such a stupid idea that even Fox can't avoid asking Rs about it and there's no answer that doesn't also sound stupid

Let's structure it so you pay for it, Ted!

"Im gonna give you $5k to destroy your country and your life"

And Kimmel has to go YouTube.

I don't know about a $5,000 check, but Cruz will always vote for Cancun vs. a hurricane.

Watters: I dumped my wife for a much, much, much younger woman and I'll probably dump her someday too.

Surprising answer. He should say: "as soon as the house sends us a bill for this, I'll vote for it." Since it will never happen, that's not even a lie.

You’ll never be President Ted!

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Dodge, dive, dip, dodge...

That’s solid conservatism there, Ted. Government handouts.

It’s an attempt at a bribe to drive people to vote for a specific party. Is it even legal? ( Never mind the fact that it will never actually get distributed).

Trump and Cruz can both suck a bag of dicks.

"structured"?

Unbelievable.

"I know I would accept it if it's sent."

He means as long as they structure it so only white people get it

I remember working through the pandemic and not getting paid checks because I was working. Honestly, that seemed like how it should work. Now they are switching it the other way? Where the underemployed and unemployed don’t get money? Seems a little inconsiderate to them. They are a small minority.

It's structured to hold on to the stupid idiots who voted for Trump three times and are now about to abandon him.

Ted is choosing his words very carefully because he still thinks he can become President and he doesn't want to tie himself too tightly to DJT.

In the dictionary under “spineless” see this video.

The only correct answer is no.

So, there are 269.8 milion adults in the US. At $5,000 a piece, that's $1.349 x 10^12, or 1.345 Trillion dollars. We've def got that lying around, right Ted? You've got that all structured for us? Dumbass.

Jesse and Lyin Ted -two asses -let’s be done with these fools America-we need leadership not incompetence depravity and lies -Trump does not care

They could do it now if they could ever get republicans to show up for work

Ted so wants this to be true. For a lawyer he's pretty dumb.

How it’s structured? Ted, it’s another lie so that’s how it’s structured….as a lie🙄

People should be a lot angrier about this. Like, why are we all just sitting here debating this? You cannot debate this. You can’t just agree to disagree here. It’s not going to get settled at the ballot box when one side does this.

I'm trying to remember how many trillions just the payments on the debt are

There is No $5,000. For Anyone. Anytime.

Ted Cruz is human equivalent of an anal wart scab.

A IRS Loan?

They don't care about deficits. They just don't want money spent on helping average Americans.

Did have to use the word DEPENDS 😁

Wait, did he say “you’re paying social security taxes “? I thought there was no tax on SS 🤡

That's a "no"

Ted backed away pretty quick harumpf harumpf

Look at these fucks trying to normalize bribery.

CANCUN CRUZ: Well look it depends on how much bribe money I get you know

What if Trump insulted your wife? Would you still vote for it?

Josh Hawley would only be there if he was hooking up with Jeffery Epstein

If it’s funded by just money printing it will fuel inflation. If it ever happens.

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Big, strong men with tears in their eyes will be delivering the checks to us.

With tears in our eyes 🥹

"I love what my king is saying but I don't know that I'm able to vote yes for it."

Total fabrication.

bribery as gov’t policy, jesus h christ

Ass 🙄

For white farmers, yes. For brown people, no.

As a bribe. That's how it's structured.

Then how would it be structured, Ted?

Why are these freakers treating it like it's a real thing? How can anyone still pretend to believe in Trump promises?

Must hang on to the dumbest 1/3 of the voting populace

This bitch wouldn't even vote to save hurricane survivors. They're all so pathetic and cowardly.

IOW, “Hell no!” 😂🤣😂

Honestly if he intends on running he would want a Democratic Congress to give him a foil and say I’m not part of the current administration- we know he is political so then he is still a coward

You don’t need the money Rafael. 😆😆😆

If you've ever wondered what everyone's reaction would be to a dog butt scooting across the carpet during a party.

No they wont! if they would we would have had the last checks he promised over the last two years!

Pssst, it's structured so you won't get one 🇨🇦

Structured? It’s a bribe!

White people, only?

I’ll say it again, half as a joke. I think Trump is going to set money aside for these checks. He’s going to get as much money out of the government as he can and hand it to a third-party to then distribute to citizens and the money will never get distributed and the third-party will be Elon Musk.

My man looks like Grandpa Munster fucked Mortimer Snerd.

Yeah. It's has to not look like a bribe to a court and you have to prove you voted for the Republican scum and ... it's only an income tax deduction against earned income and only to incomes over $500,00/yr. in the tax year 2029.

Gotta love Trump putting Senators on the spot with some off the cuff vamping about bribes.

🌻🧐in most countries this A: constitutes a bribe & B: of course the devil’s in the details-he’s going to give it to everyone but gave zero info on where the money’s coming from or how it’d be distributed.Only the stupidest of Americans will believe they’ll ever see a cent from the Orange Grifter😊