Cedichou

Cedichou

@cedichou.bsky.social

I teleported to IHOP when everyone else went to Waffle House. Awkward.

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I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

Ruthless ? The next article from the NY Times: "If Amy can't stand the heat, she should get out of the kitchen." The word they're looking for is not ruthless, it should be: vile, despicable, heinous, wicked, depraved, reprehensible, foul, revolting, loathsome.

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social

Donna Arthur — aka Amy Acton’s estranged mother, and the person whose testimony Vivek Ramaswamy devoutly trusts — has been living with her cats, in a car, in a church parking lot, having declined housing assistance. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/24/u...

I'm not reading that but I'm betting it's about the Saddam redecorating the Cheesecake factory, and how his ballroom will be the most beautiful ever built that will be the envy of the world.

Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social

The latest Truth Social post from the president of the United States.

This story illustrated the effed up incentives of having local police help ice. Once you can't trust the local police, you're destroying the community. He's a city where people drive 90mn to avoid it.

Francesca D'Annunzio@francescadnunz.bsky.social

Early this year, I visited Ingram, a TX town of ~1,900, to check out a tip. The area was starting to recover from its worst flood in a century. But as Latino workers drove to jobsites to help rebuild, the tipster said, a cop in a black Dodge Charger kept stopping them ... 🧵

I love Obama, but this moment calls for a stronger condemnation than "tomfoolery." Maybe something wildly offensive like "holding these rapscallions accountable for their shenanigans".

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Obama in Michigan: "After 10 years of chaos and cruelty and corruption and incompetence and tomfoolery and nonsense the likes of which this country has not seen in modern times at least, you get to say enough is enough. We're voting for change right here in Michigan."

That clip will be very handy in 2029

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

OBAMA: When I was president, all these Republicans are all deficits, deficits, debt, debt. You got to do something about it. And now—$40 trillion—Crickets. Somehow deficits only matter when a Democratic president is in office

Both the Saddam Hussein estate and the CEO of the Cheesecake Factory posted a statement saying: f*ck no, we got better taste than that.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Obama in Michigan: "He is focused on home renovations. He should be on HGTV! ... He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory"

"He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.” That's comedic... gold and that's before the ballroom gets built.

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social

Obama on Trump: “There’s gold everywhere. What’s up with the gold? Everything — more gold. He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.”

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Obama on Trump: “There’s gold everywhere. What’s up with the gold? Everything — more gold. He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.”

To those who wish to have a positive change in their sex life - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promise, drab daily routines, and the priviliged marriages of only a few; seize the change you desire through a discrete partnership with Ashley-Madison.

Eric Levai@ericlevai.bsky.social

Did he think this was a private message or something?

The Clippers won (against the Kings so not exactly a surprise) and the players dedicated the victory to ... the owner who got banned for providing the players with extra sources of income that circumvented the salary cap. The Clippers players sure understand on which side their toast is buttered.

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Vivek Ramaswamy seeks to take political advantage of the fact that his opponent was raped as a child. But to his credit, unlike many other Republican politicians, he was not personally the rapist in question.

Warriors lost their season opener pretty bad in LA, this team has no inside defense and no scoring punch. At least, Memphis' MVP candidate Ty Jerome will visit for the home opener at Chase on Friday.

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in the narrative of this ad, kyle, our white plagiarist, isn't even depicted as worried about his own job performance; he steals labor because seeing someone who's not a white guy being praised "really got to him" if that doesn't sum up where we are with all of this, i don't know what does

KetAnthropic JoshAI@ketanjoshi.co

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

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The corruption we know of is already staggering. Imagine the corruption we don't know about.

ProPublica@propublica.org

NEW: The Trump administration committed the U.S. to taking a large stake in a Venezuelan company, some of whose owners and investors are shielded from public view. The exact details of the agreement over oil fields had remained unclear — until now.

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A smart regime would know to throw us restless peons a few lackeys here and there to preserve the illusion of justice.

Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social

My brain cannot process this level of corruption. She was being paid $50 million to engineer a pardon from Trump *while working at the Justice Department* as a "Special Government Employee." And it worked. He got the pardon, and she got the money. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/20/u...

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The man literally said “You don’t turn the Titanic around overnight.” I don’t think he stayed for the whole movie.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"

So he admits to cheating on his wife while traveling to London and Dubai! (jk, he hasn't married anyone yet).

Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social

NEW AD: “Ken Paxton says I don't have his experience — and he's right. I’ve never been indicted for fraud. I’ve never been reported to the FBI for bribery. I’ve never been impeached by my own party. And I’ve never given a sweetheart deal to a pedophile.”

This is weird because both Air Force 2 and Qatar Bribe Force 1 stay at the same airport in DC, and it's hard to miss a 747.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "I've not seen a single shred of evidence that Donald Trump participates or sanctions in that corruption ... I've not once seen evidence that Donald Trump has enriched himself"

Katie Zacharia to become the new US ambassador to Greece. Not really, but if you're going to be out of your depth, better be where the waters are warm.

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I like how his gravied brain got him confused with the guy who died in the car with Princess Diana 29 years ago but now he has to retcon that with some fake explanation and the press has to just pretend like this is normal racism and not Alzheimer's racism.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I call him Mohammad Al-Fayed. His name is Abdul, but I call him Mohammad Abdul Al-Sayed."

You first go, what da fuq you talking about bro? Then you ask yourself: how can the R party apparatus line up behind a guy who says stuff that has no bearings on reality? He's cuckoo, and Mr Elected (R) is too afraid/cowardly to say so???

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "They want to cut your children. It's unbelievable what they do. Your son leaves as Jimmy and comes home in three days as Janet, and they don't even ask you. They can take your child out of school and do whatever the hell they want. Minnesota is one of those states."

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Unprecedented corruption

Catherine Rampell@crampell.bsky.social

Billions of dollars’ worth of contracts predicting oil would fall and the S&P 500 would rise were placed about 15 minutes before Trump announced a U-turn on Iran in a post on Truth Social. CFTC staff began to investigate...then were told to lay off. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

Waiting with bated breath for Bary Weiss, Matt Taibbi and the third twitter files guy to chime in on musk's absolutist approach to the free flow of information.

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Imagine how his administration or Putin just play him like a fiddle. Zacharia could do it from LA. Miller or Harp are in the white house.

Another opportunity for Jack Smith to catch the Hawks and women bball in one swoop.

Mike Vorkunov@mikevorkunov.bsky.social

The Atlanta Dream will play Games 3 and 4 of the WNBA Finals at State Farm Arena, WNBA announced. Game 3 has been moved up a day to Oct. 21. Game 4 will stay on Oct. 24 but be moved up to 1pm from 3:30pm. The Atlanta Hawks will move back their home opener by a half hour to 8:30pm on Oct. 24

It's no wonder all these R candidates are skipping debates, when all their arguments are transparent bs. It's not a sign of a healthy party committed to democracy.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

"He's just a guy who shows a weird focus on transgender kids ... typically people who say stuff like that tend to have some unusual search histories" -- JD Vance, who is obsessed with demagoguing trans issues, baselessly suggests that Talarico is a pedo

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This is psychosis. He is profoundly mentally ill. He is not fit to be in any position of power over anyone or anything. He should not control nuclear weapons.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: You said Russia and Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire, but both sides said they have not agreed to that TRUMP: Well they agreed, you know why? Because I said 'you agree.' That's why.

It takes game to know game. I'm sure Noem and Paxton respect each other for the way they are corrupt while in office, and for the way they cheated on their marriage partner.

Jen Bendery@jbendery.bsky.social

oh man 😂