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Says while having a stroke

Not sad nor quick enough.

Not fast enough

English please.

So, you realize and admit your 2028 nonsense is complete bullshit.

Tick, tick, tick…

It’s like looking in a future mirror when that obit drops.

Cute that he thinks that he won't be impeached in January. Also cute that he thinks he's healthy enough to live that long.

By the end of this administration … what?

Not fast enough.

Can't get here any sooner. Can we skip to the end of this movie?!?! Someone hit the fast forward button.

Maybe The October Surprise will be him getting his final IV?

Time flies when you’re destroying democracy.

A fucking eternity.

God that sounds insufferably long 🫠

Not quick enough.

Only 843 days until January 20, 2029, when a new administration can finally negotiate with Iran and maybe do something about these gas prices.

There are other forces pulling.

I can't help but notice how the less American a politician is the more American flags they surround themselves with.

It feels like dog years.

So little time left, yet so much stealing to do

Senile Satan’s right about one thing no one could f*ck up as bad as he has. Wrong pops your numbers coming up sooner than you think.

Not quick enough

Not quick enough you bloated piece of waste.

Given his popularity numbers are in the tank I'm thinking it might be best if the big day comes after the midterms. Before then I worry the GOP folks on the ballot will get a sympathy bump in the vote.

Not nearly fast enough

well, sir, if it makes you feel better its a pretty large percentage of your overall time left on this planet

Nice to hear him speak comfortably about some sort of terminus to his presidency.

Not fast enough. Go ahead and have a few dozen more fast food hamberders you vacuous demented obese felon.

Not quick enough, not by a mile.

I'm crying in my soup ...

Someone just realized how old he is…

As I currently understand it, his administration, in it's present form, actually ends in January. Which is when the results of the November midterms take effect and he should no longer be able to get much done.

Pedazo de mierda, racista violador de bebés, hijo de setenta mil putas! 🖕

Sad because we have to live with this asshole for another two and a half years.

Two weeks is now Two years

If there's any justice left on earth, it'll be much sooner than that.

Not fucking fast enough.

This might be the first time I've heard him maybe kind of admit out loud that he's not gonna be President for life.

The sooner the better

Yet, it's been the longest era of my life.

When you all go down...

"They'll be nailing me and my administration to the legal walls that soon!"

TBH it’s gone on far too long. Please, please, please don’t go on for much longer.

Not soon enough sunshine

can’t happen fast enough

It is so fucking painful to deal with your ass every fucking day. Fuck you to hell bitch.

From his crusty lips to God's ear, make it happen faster...

Not quick enough!!

Hope he's fleeing the law before then.

Could be impeached, convicted, and removed even sooner.

Not quick enough!!!

Not quick enough

Not quick enough...

can’t come soon enough mofo

Even less than that. Those cold dead looking hands show you’re on the 18th fairway of your life now son. Be prepared

NOT QUICK ENOUGH OLD MAN

There's a good way to hasten it.

Not soon enough.