Background Musings

It is abundantly clear that no matter how many good people fight the good fight. America was and continues to be The Land of the Ladder Pullers.

The earth is just one giant fucking clown car.

Every single time one of my devices update, they try and sneak back in some AI assistant, or AI assisted widgets. Pretty soon my devices will just have an AI version of me consuming stuff while I somehow get locked completely out.

Nothing hits better than a second nap.

Crazy to me that adding another carb makes the original carb slap even harder.

After all these years, the NBA playoffs taught me Jimmy Fallon has a monologue. Legit thought he just fake laughed and played stupid games all night.

The lack of fun and whimsical straws at restaurants is a huge let down of my adulthood. There's no damn good reason you can't provide me loop de loops of whimsy to suck down my overpriced Alabama Slamma.

I was always surprised America didn't annoint its own pope based on how American Catholics act, and I'm not entirely sure Trump isn't about 3 truth posts away from calling for it.

Now that r/all is dead staring off into the void mysteriously is back in.

I struggle not to see conspiracies everywhere when my entire government, and an entire political party just tell me to support tariffs.

One of the worst inconveniences of the Covid era is getting rid or maintaining public water fountains.

Sometimes I'll meet someone as online or moreso than me in mixed company, and they'll start speaking in memes or deep cut internet lexicon. Always gotta pull them aside and remind them to keep that shit online, most people have way more important things in life than doomscrolling.

The unparalleled amount of fuckery Trump, his administration, and more quietly red states are achieving still has 3 years to go.

the reason DHS officers wear masks is because it allows them to commit crimes with impunity. there is literally no legitimate reason for it.

Wild to watch NFL football and they treat QBs like a completely different sport, then you watch college and they let them get slaughtered every week

You know America is slowly changing when porta johns on construction sites are starting to have insulting things about trump sharpied in them.

This would be a real Steelers of this era way to win a playoff game.

It's ok to not know something. It's ok too be wrong. It's not ok being an asshole about it.

Just cause you say Jesus forgives you, doesn't mean we gotta forgive you. You might see Jesus later, but we here right now.

Still can't fathom that people with or in any form of journalism work for outlets like FOX News, The Blaze, News Nation, and etc. We got mfing electrical engineers from other countries driving Uber, we got masters degree holders managing retail stores. Selling your souls for the bag is a disgrace.

If the Republican party wasn't labeled the collective narcissist party. They should be now. The willful ignorance and intellectual back bending convincing themselves they're never wrong has reached alarming levels.

The Matrix movies really broke a lot of people's brains. Who knew "borrowing" heavily from anime, and dressing people in leather would have such a profound impact on conspiracies in the cultural zeitgeist.

Some of y'all really need to understand that sometimes the internet should stay on the internet.

Just realized a guy I drink with at a bar semi regularly. Works at a shop I go to semi regularly. I never connected that it's the same guy, and he's never said anything about it. I feel like I have 2 different acquaintanceships with 1 person.

My dad laughs about millennials drinking water between beers or mixed drinks or whatever. I asked him if he had ever hydrated while boozing and he said deadpan, "Absolutely not." "When we drank, we drank."

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Still not sure how conspiracy, alien, or cryptozoology shows use teasers to hype a huge finding. We have the internet. I don't need to wait on Discovery Plus to learn about the supposed uncovering of fossilized Bigfoot poop inside the Vatican archives.

Trump uses a firehouse of bullshit, and his people have their own firehouse of bullshit spraying the same direction. Don't let it all wash over. Pick the one or two things that skin crawl you and post/worry about those. There's enough to go around, getting sucked into the mud is what they want.

It takes all kinds in this world, but people that keep their phone on auto rotate. I just can't.

Today is the day that today is.

Let's Goooooooooooo! I don't know when it became the defacto sports yell. But I think it might be time for a new one.

Roundabouts really break a non insignificant amount of American drivers brains.

I wish America would jump on the all ages, all genres, and all stories can be animated train. A lot of shows and movies would be so much better and cooler under a solid animation studio with reasonable budgets.

Watching Russel Crowe fully embracing his role The Pope's Exorcist and the movie owning itself was a good way to end the night.

The loss of off the wall DVD commentaries is an indictment of the whole streaming era.

The day you learn that the apex of art, culture, and higher thought also just kinda shit posts online and eats shredded cheese straight out of the bag feels very similar to being a child and realizing adults really just be winging it.

Jingle All the Way should be in the rotation for your Christmas movie season.

Vibes are finicky thing. One second you're drinking having a laugh. The next second Dave walks in and really has some nostalgia for the Skrillex era.

It's still pretty wild you can just kinda sell "medicine" if you don't call it medicine. And the less it works, the more people seem too want it.

The internet really tryna convince me cottage cheese and protein powder can be used to make almost anything.

The same people who really, really hate self-checkout lines are the first ones to get mad at the cashier. It's almost like they just want an excuse to be a jerk.

i think that if you give people scratch-offs as a holiday gift, they should have to give you the money if they win anything. well, there you go. hopefully this extraordinarily terrible stupid-ass opinion brightens your day

I got one of those faces where people with problems at stores automatically assume imma back them up and go on like this lame ass crusade against the underpaid worker scooping beans into their subpar burrito. I'm just tryna get a burrito, man, not ruin some high school kid's day.

www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/tru... It amazes me how a man who spouts the most vile rhetoric time after time can somehow make a large percentage of anyone with a bit of public impact treat him with kid gloves or avoid even talking about him.

Doctors and nurses walk around hospitals like they're in the opening power walk scene from Reservoir Dogs. I be hugging the walls for dear life.

As I get older, the line between breakfast and dessert gets thinner and thinner.

My dog loves to act all tough and fake charge stray cats when he's on the leash. But take his ass off the leash, he suddenly doesn't even notice their existence.

I guess millennial is now just a catch all for young things and people that annoy a certain type of person. These mfers aren't graduating college, their kids are going into college.

The best argument I see on my everyday life for self driving cars is most definitely the zip merge.

Had a talk with a newly turned Trump voter how this new limited government will "free up companies from poisoning the earth like the government forces them to do." It was not a very productive conversation after that.