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You're paying about $8 to $10 s&h for EACH knife. AKA...not free. Buy a package of three FREE knives for $24 plus tax.

Even the magas aren't buying this shit anymore. He's not even smart enough to distance himself from Trump like Abbott and the rest of them.

I really, really, really want him to lose to Talarico.

This is a disqualifying statement.

Paxton brlongs in prison fck him

Pedophiles seem to be Paxton's weak spot.

Coincidently there a Trump knife in this clip symbolizing how Trump stabs anyone in the back who crosses him or loses in their election

He also says he’s (Paxton) not a criminal.

Oh his struggles aren't caused by Trump, he's caused them all by himself.

😡😡😡

Not private. We've all heard him.

That knife is probably perfect for backstabbing.

I’m a little nervous about the knife he’s advertising. Especially since it’s been reported that a Democrat candidate in AZ, running against Trump-endorsed idiot, was raped while she was performing her daily duty of fixing her campaign sign outside her HQ.

I bet that free Trump knife costs $500.

Has nothing to do with his crooked backroom dealings, cheating on his wife etc.....

sorry, I'm gonna need some printed instructions for hari kari.

I need to know more about that free knife

Now what does that knife advert remind me of???

Do you think that the knives actually get sent. Or they just take the shipping and handling price because no one is donating money because they don’t have any because he stole it.

How long has he been alive? Unless it can be measured in milliseconds this is a lie!

Trump knife??? 🤮🤮🤮

Maybe he was born again, like yesterday.

They all lie, cheat, steal & gaslight. It’s what they do best, but the American people have had quite enough of this sh*tshow. Time to change the channel.

Tbf Trump is only half of Paxton's problem, the other half is that Paxton himself is a truly terrible human being

GET YOUR FREE TRUMP KNIFE 🙌

Did Trump and Paxton bring their significant others, Natalie Harp and Tracy Duhon, to Texas? #7thCommandment

nobody even blinks at a sitting president selling/gifting knives and guns to his fucking cult

Poor Ronald Reagan. No longer the Republican idol.

Have they been trying to shift 250 of those knives since 2024? Are they cursed?

I didn't realize he was under 2 years old.

Paxton is the Reflecting pool of Texas Millions poured into him and he’s still swampy.

Has he tried stop smoking pot

Not ever hsve any politicians say any president was the greatest . You people are pathetic . And if maga are still with you There is no hope for you to be around population.

I know what I want to do with that knife.

Are the free trump knives for use of Democrats won the midterms

I’m watching trump speak now and the cheers and clapping makes me sad for what the American people have become. There is nothing to like about the man. He’s disrespectful indecent uncaring and ignorant.

Look, just to save the rest of you the trouble:

IKR?

How does giving away blades Make America Great Again??? 🤔

Seriously, Paxton is the best Texas could come up with ? I think they could have walked into any bar in the state and grabbed the first person they saw and he would have been a better contender......

“For me to poop on!”

bsky.app/profile/rpsa...

Paxton would have said the same thing about Hitler had he lived in the 1930's and 40's!

Ken Paxton. Has no feelings. He has no idea that Trump has fucked him! He did not feel a thing... wow.

Not the greatest president in the history of all cosmic bodies in the universe?

He looks like shit.

This Epstein Boomer class needs to go away so serious people can progress humanity

And please order this $500 knife

When Paxton is out of office, I wonder which of his 15 houses he will live in?

Yeah totally. Inflation, exploding debt, skyrocketing cost of living, unprecedented self enrichment, war, record breaking corruption, falling asleep on camera daily... OMG the best ever 🤡💀

Apropos considering his morals are 'mashed'.

Get him some sugar water

The head of one too.

Paxton ain’t got nothing against these…

I thought he was older than that.

Third prize is…….

It’s a cult!

It’s a switchblade AND they advertise it for “concealed carry,” both of which are illegal in many states.

Trumpstein toilet paper - now that might be an effective fundraiser…. 🤔