Flaming pile of Blanches malfeasance

I’m happy to write this argument and standard op-ed form for any publication in Michigan.

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applying for jobs again

Another older Halloween comic. I lost the old file so I recently had to redraw it, and I had a lot of fun revisiting this.

CALIFORNIANS: listen up, this is super important 👇

We love our Somali neighbors and friends and leave our fucking state alone

Damn

De Niro: When that coward, that fucking piece of shit, Donald Trump, tries to take our voice and power away, what do we tell him? Keep your fucking hands off our vote.

This one is doing the rounds

Oh do listen

Trump speaks at the UN today His message: @tjeerdroyaards.com

rip annie dillard

Canada is worth fighting for. Today. Tomorrow. Forever.

This is my vote for the most classic 9/11 tweet

Here’s the best shirt for Halloween. 🎃

The idiots are now asking, "What is Canada going to do about it?" (mocking their lack of a military) Well, not trade with us (without massive tariffs), not cooperate with us, not spend their tourist dollars here, not send their students here, and not support our initiatives YOU ABSOLUTE MORONS

🚨If you live in Texas you need to check your voter status every week Texas has removed over 1 million voters from the rolls ahead of the primaries

We’re not changing it.

TW: Suicide If you tell people you have SI, many are likely to suggest you call 988 or text the suicide lifeline. These are good resources *if you need to be kept physically safe;* they are not as helpful if your ideations are passive. Allow me to share some things that have helped me. /1

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

The election was wigged

The whole point of the Bill of Rights is to protect the only true minority - the individual. It limits the governments power to harm the individual. The whole constitution is designed to limit the governments power.

MITCH MCCONNELL IS ON ETERNITY LEAVE... Cleveland, Ohio 😂

“Canada’s national broadcaster has no business platforming an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon who’s been accused of committing crimes against humanity — to say nothing of threatening our sovereignty. “Giving Trump access to CBC News launders his reputation.”

My favorite part of this it seems to have been posted by the guy, to show how terrible pro choice people are, but we all think she rules.

This post is important. Federal agencies are blocking local officials from accessing evidence about the fatal ICE shooting in Houston, so the Harris County District Attorney's office is asking the community to send them any evidence so they can work to hold ICE accountable.

Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times

I love this guy. He's Bob Newhart for the 21st C.

’”I’m Olivia Nuzzi.” “I’m Mike Lindell.” “I’m Benny Johnson.” “I’m Rudy Giuliani.” “I’m Clav.” “I’m Bronze Age Pervert. Those stories, plus Curtis Yarvin, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

South Africa 0-1 Canada 90+2'- Stephen Eustáquio

Goddamn it I just put on mascara