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Get yourself some stool ducks. The pigeons will take care of themselves.

I know the feeling.

Treasonous Enemies of the State. Besides T…., Vought, Miller, Johnson, Heritage Foundation & the Federalist Party who would you add to this list?

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My crows are stoned.

'over the hill and far away'😋

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Hilarious!😂

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Not me, I am not any bird or any hooker slave you can steal my money from.

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At least one of your ducks 🦆 is a pigeon. Two of my ducks are ocelots!

Can relate 😁

😂🤣😜 so true, but mine might be a frog

Hilarious!

Right. I'm so busy . . I don't know if I found a rope or lost a horse.

One of mine is a dodo bird… 🙄

I don't know if this helps, but Lemon Jelly's "Nice Weather for Ducks", is a happy place for me. www.bing.com/videos/river...

Amen

That sneaky pigeon

I know that pigeon, she’s ace!

This is disrespectful of pigeons. We need to stop using animals as insults. It's inaccurate and demeaning. It encourages a prejudice called speciesism which is as wrong and unjust as racism and sexism. It's important to stop animal prejudice and disrespect.

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You crack me up, thank you 🙏🏼

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You can borrow mine 🦆 🦆 🐥 🐥 🐥 🐣

I feel the same way. Have a coffee ☕️☕️

I like this

What if the "pull yourself up by your bootstraps"? Ahm what kind of boots? Cowboy boots? Hiking Boots? Fashionable boots? Do all have "straps"? Must one get boots to do THAT? I think we all can dissect those mantras. Love it!

one is a disco duck www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynWh...

I get the appeal of mixing genres, but sometimes it feels like adding too many elements can muddy the story. Sometimes, a focused narrative can pack a more powerful punch.

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are you really sure 🤣

I completely understand.

This is brilliant! Thank you

A mother duck's suicide note?

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Oh, me too!

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Sounds about right....

… and is a black sheep!

All i have are mice, and I'm pretty sure they won't hold formation.

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Ditto! 😂

I can't find my yellow one that hangs around the bathtub.

Said Trump about is administration.

I feel you. I herd ten+ cats on the daily.

Know the feeling

Look again. You may have a turkey or two in that group.

That's normal pigeons know they're way home

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As long as it is a carrier rather than a stool, I wouldn't mind that!

I read somewhere I think Bill Murray said “my ducks are not going in a row, but they’re at least in the same pond, so I’ve got that going for me”

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Love this

I do not have ducks. I wish i had ducks. These are the cobra chickens of legend, and they are all in a row, because they are chasing me.

Me too 🤷‍♀️

Yes! And it’s been like this for ne all my life! Even when I was 9, I was already going on 90 & now I feel even older than General Sherman.

I think I saw one in the back of a paddy wagon.

Literally me

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Lol!!! Toooo cute!!!

Don't give up, it is doable.

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...and yet, I'm okay with this. A little chaos just makes it all so much more interesting.

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I think one of mine might be a playtpus

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Mine are Cobra Chickens 🍁