Useless Human

“Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. One man thinks himself the master of others, but remains more of a slave than they are." ― Jean-Jacques Rousseau

“As the saying goes, a star pilot’s flight jacket has no stains, only stories.” ― Yahtzee Croshaw, Will Save the Galaxy for Food

i know who im voting for

some of you are wearing Band-Aids right now that are larger than my thong

with food prices out of control i think the Diet of Worms will be making a comeback

heres one AI that wants to save the planet from climate change

good news everybody: the oil companies continue to make record profits.

one reason your insurance is so expensive - its the providers abusing the No Surprises Act not just greedy insurance companies ldi.upenn.edu/our-work/res...

automated the lights in my home, now my bathroom is on a routine

i just released a dating app for cats

fun fact: waterfalls only flow one way

the artwork around my home is all gantt charts

got taken to hospital today after i fell off my broom, broke a lot of bones guess i'll be here for a bit

Chemists Announce Upgraded Periodic Table With Dozens Of New Elements For Just $4 A Month https://theonion.com/chemists-announce-upgraded-periodic-table-with-dozens-o-1839288701/

you get used to the sewer small after living there for about a month

is it rude to have your tinder date meet outside a family reunion for a quick bang in the minivan?

for me food is a lot like sex anymore.. i hardly have it and the enjoyment is gone

i get all my medical advice from doc Johnson some of you might not know who that is, only google it if you over 18

some say sanity is going extinct

i asked siri for grace

i dont want sharia law in the states, we already have murphy's law - isnt that enough?

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Increasingly Healthy Pope Asserts He Will Soon Be Strong Enough To Battle God https://theonion.com/increasingly-healthy-pope-asserts-he-will-soon-be-strong-enough-to-battle-god/

corn on the cob is in its natural state and should be simply be called 'corn', corn in the can is not a natural state same with Monsanto corn i will not entertain discussion or debate on this topic. thank you for your attention to this matter

no matter how bad things get just remember things can always get worse.

'its like living through early prequel of Idiocracy'

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i try not to make political posts here - but this is kind of important w election 2 weeks away regarding FEMA handing responsibility to states - most vulnerable states are red www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

experiencing falling sky water where i live

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i was about to have a midlife crisis, going to have to delay it due to economy

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just validated my ballot was received, not that i had any doubts

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

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