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Good riddance

Baaahahahahahaha!!!!

I'd love to see the InfoWars site grow into a full-on serious counter to Faux Spews.

NO WAY! That's perfection!

The poor little fuck.

I'm sorry, but I have to laugh at this. Alex Jones finally got his just rewards. May be shrink into obscurity .

If only. Hope I live long enough to see it burn.

It made my day! "The wheels of justice turn slowly but grind exceedingly fine.”

Shhhh, don’t tell his following, they won’t figure it out for ten years.

🧅🤣👏

What a beautiful thing to wake up to today 😄

At least there's some good news in the world

My fascist tears cup runneth over.

KARMA!!!!🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌

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Too bad they didn’t shut him down months before the election

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Made my day karma is a bitch

Hopefully he pops like an infected pimple

Good riddance

Ahh diddums

He’s had YEARS! to settle up … court ordered him to pay he’s done nothing but bitch and moan… calling the process “sneaky” is just another lie filled disinformation tactic designed to divide…

This is one bit of good news in a flowing sewer of bad. I am so happy that this freak has been cut off at the knees.

Love to see it!

That's probably the best thing that has happened this year

Oh Now he relies on the legal system. Too slow. 🙍🐺

I thought I was dreaming when I heard this……I was half asleep. Omg I love this! Those poor families didn’t deserve this

Onions always make me cry, too.

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Alex Jones - forever in his sadz era

Poor baby——- NOT!!!! Hahahahahahahahah🤣🤣

No he will just make that disappear, jail Garland and Smith. Not sure how the rest will play out.

I’m really happy that The Onion won! 🥳

First video should be fast back to back short videos of him crying during his show. Another would be when he wore the full head dinosaur mask with a top hat. Since you can’t see his mouth they could add any audio they want.

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Seriously? That is hilarious!

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Is this genuine panic?

Lol

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He deserves every bit misery.

Best joke they made so far. Such good advertising

I think my case of schadenfreude might be terminal...

Wow! What a whiny baby they become when they are held accountable. Isn't it nice that he can breathe and talk and live his life. And those parents of those children and the teachers families don't get that. I'm Glad they bought it. Take it over. Do something good with it.

Perfect 🤣

Ahh poor guy 😁🤣🤣🤣

Ah karma.

Yes it is Wendy, yes it is.

Finally. Infowars is dead. Hopefully trump doesn’t appoint Jones for anything…

About four years since the insurrection and never charged. Thanks for nothing Merrick Garland.

Cut up Another Alex you reprehensible human being.

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Haha

What a blubbering bucket of whale crap. Just like Mango Mussolini. I'd slap the guy in the face and he'd do nothing.

Keep crying, Alex.

Warms my heart ❤️

Bravo @theonion.com well played

The only time I have watched Alex Jones and his tears brought me joy!

Ha ha!! Boo fucking hoo!!!😂😂😂😂😂

ROTFLMAO!!!

I am so here for it.

And I'm all like, "GOOD! CRY MORE YOU RED-FACED BABOON LOOKIN BITCH!"

I love this! Such a vile man

That right there is a crisis actor

I'm guessing that he thinks moving around and darting his eyes about the room like a freaking squirrel gives the impression that he's under attack. Poor disgusting, cruel, thoughtless loser.

When Alex Jones cries, I cry too😂🤣

Onions… can make you cry!

Witnessing this meltdown brings complete satisfaction.

Would have been great if it was shutdown in the middle of that, if he was doing it on Infowars.

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He's such a crybaby.

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It's the least the pos deserved.

I believe some people are incapable of telling the truth

Why isn't he in prison

boohoo 🤣

Chef’s kiss

They move fast

Is it wrong that this made me cry....laughing my ass off? 😂

Teeheehee

👏👏👏 thank you Karma, The Onion and Sandy Hook families🙏

Hahaha 🤣

He's a doof!

😂😂😂😂

Cry more Alex. Isn't that what your ilk tell us?

Waaahhhh!

Onions are notorious for making people cry

Tough titty said the kitty and info wars ain't no more!!

So suddenly he is upset about court orders, but only in relation to him and Infowars being shut down.

Karma and FAFO all at once. Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣

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What's up with the Mad Dog Vachon facial hair? Y'know what? I don't even want to know.

Ok now that is freaking funny. 🧅 😢 🤣

Tim Onion needs to walk around the studio with a sink in his hands. Because that's the right thing to do.

His suffering fills my heart.

Hahahahahahaha

Fuck him

Pity job?! How dare you! I love my job!

My first thought

oh, nice. i wasnt aware sorry :) thanks for the info.

Who knew there was so much comedy in politics😂😆🤣😂

The Onion buys InfoWars Skydance buys Paramount Lachlan replaces Rupert Trump buys American souls 2024 = New World Order

Always the victim.

Good He's a #DirtyBastard