Könich Thomas

"Signal Vice Admiral Thrawn to launch his TIE squadrons immediately!"

"You need sophisticated machinery to be genuinely, consequentially stupid." What Makes Humans Stupid - nautil.us/what-makes-h...

Für alle, die noch glauben, dass es sich bei Islamisten und AfD um Gegensätze handelt, und man durch Parteiergreifen für eine Seite die andere verhindern könnte.

Branding tip: to make kitchen and bathroom cleaners appear like they work really efficiently, give them names which could be as well ancient Slavic curses screamed by the Baba Yaga herself.

Reality has become a (slightly mediocre) Onion headline.

*glances at news* *attempts to un-glance at news*

Interesting how this all felt more metaphorical in the mid 90s.

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

Feuerwehr befreit Merz aus Trumps Hintern www.der-postillon.com/2026/03/merz...

When the bingo card starts looking like a shopping bonus card it is 2026.

Was eine menschverachtende Regierung. Drohbrindt, Linnemann Spahn und Merz sind moralisch so verottet, dass für die Zukunft nicht zu Gutes zu erwarten ist, noch nicht mal Brauchbares.

"Rarely before have so many people sacrificed so much of their moral character for so little in return."

Quino (1932-2020)

Turns out all those guns indeed were just there to resist school children.

Fly, little pink glove, fly as fast as you can.

Den Vertrauensverlust in demokratische Politik haben weder Geflüchtete noch Bürgergeldempfänger besorgt und er wurde den Menschen auch nicht von Russenbots eingeredet. Die Skepsis vieler Bürger*innen hat reale Gründe (Geschenklink):

I have a feeling this will be the most controversial FIFA Peace Prize since 1938 when they awarded it to Adolf Hitler

Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.

Imagine am incredibly bad human being has perished but there is no point celebrating, because some much much worse specimen are still alive and more powerful than ever.

Bill Burr during one of the top three experiences of his lifetime.

Also a lot of bullies that for years said "It's just a joke! Can't you take a joke?" suddenly Can't take a joke

Dang. This is very depressing news.

Thoughts and prayers and shit. Now that this is done, where were we before that interruption?

As soon as I see or hear the word "polarization" I brace for impact because at least 9 times out of 10 I am about to hear some real bullshit.

All I can say is, if and when this happens, do not let the people who facilitated this shit back into your life. They were willing to sacrifice us all for the bastard. Don't let them forget it, no matter what.

„Die zentralen Herausforderungen, die ein Land zu lösen hat, werden nicht diskutiert. Dieses fetischhafte Wurstgefresse von Markus Söder ist ja keine Politik. Und es erfüllt dennoch einen Zweck. Es lenkt ab von den Gründen, die Menschen haben können, sich nicht gesehen zu fühlen!“ – Robert Habeck

An ethical question.

Nifty trick: The Rubicon can never be crossed when each time somebody attempts it, the next river is declared the true Rubicon preemptively.

Quelle: x.com/VolodyaTrety...

"Muß man an jeder Mülltonne schnuppern? Niemand wählt Nazis oder wird einer, weil er sich über deren Ziele täuscht - das Gegenteil ist der Fall: Nazis sind Nazis, weil sie welche sein wollen." Wiglaf Droste, "Mit Nazis reden"

"In two months, we'll have pushed Hitler so far into the corner that he'll squeal." Franz von Papen, January 1933. ... Hitler did in fact not squeal.

In Trump America, the memes write you.

"Einem Maler zuzutrauen, er sei dumm, verrät eine Unkenntnis, die hart an Dummheit grenzt. Wer nämlich wirklich dumm ist, nimmt alles für bare Münze, und eben das tun die Maler nicht."

Random particle simulation to see something else for a bit.

every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now

A useful cheat sheet “I never unfriend people over politics” (h/t; mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/...)

Once you learn about Frequency illusion, you start spotting Baader and Meinhof everywhere.

Welp, I’m here. Hello everyone.

Timeline Cleanse

80 years of big mouthing in their media about how they would resist any enemy. And then the first things they do is get collectively on their knees and crawl in front of the most ludicrous dictator one could imagine.

Man Modifies Cybertruck To Make It Look Less Embarrassing

America, just in case you thought Friday went well here’s how the London Times saw it …..