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Groundhog Day.

My Halloween candy corn is hard My turkey leftovers from Thanksgiving are molding All my Christmas ham sandwich slices have curled The fizz is all gone from my New Year's champagne The only Valentine candy that is left are nougats The Easter chocolate rabbit melted Guess what else is getting old?

Trump is a turd.

Yeah, a deal - not holding my breath on that. And why has Congress done anything? This is WAY past 60 days, and we are still there not feeding or protecting the Americans forced to fight in a war that is about ISRAEL, not nuclear bombs in Iran. We need to kick Israel to the curb. 😼

I love how that one even announces they got a "Scoop"!

Just remember that any day is always two weeks from any day.

What I would count on is more of the same bullshit tweets!

I wouldn't count on it!

Yeah those 'deals' to manipulate the stock market are coming every Monday

TBF at least he’s consistent.

I know this is satire, But I seriously am ready to retire the word "deal" from the English language in the context of international affairs. It's Treaty; agreement; negotiation; covenant; accord. This is grown up time, not fucking middle school.

It's like Bi saying Iran is 2 weeks away from developing nukes since 1992.

Very good stenographers at Axios.

Obla-di, obla-da, bla bla bla….

All across the world, we are over the lies and verbal diarrhoea

He's playing 4-Dementianal chess ♟️

Some day in 3 years in the future is also "any day"

/satire, but likely true

Wasn't the U.S. incursion into Vietnam supposed to be a quickie? (Direct military combat in Vietnam lasted 8 years (1965–1973) though total military involvement spanned nearly 20 years.) Why would U.S. combat/ involvement in Iran end sooner than that?

Are you talking about Trump's health plan or his infrastructure bill?

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All we need to do is see who is making futures bet in the stock market to know what might be put out by Trump.

An 🟠💩 lying thread sequence documented.

A health care plan too.

It’s attached to Trump’s health care plan.