Jeffro

Jeffro

@jeffrocat.bsky.social

I'm the kindest person you'll ever meet, just don't piss me off! My boundaries are rock solid! I call out the truth! Sarcasm flows naturally! Just a Dem living in Northern California! SF GIANTS. 49ERS. WARRIORS.

1.2K followers1.3K following1.3K posts

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

Gas prices are going up and we should thank him

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on his Iran war: "You have a higher gas -- it's a very inexpensive price to pay for what we've done. Remember that. It's a little more. Frankly, even if it was a lot more."

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

See, Obama left, then Trump didn't see them. Obama rigged the election so Sleepy Joe could burn them, but he forgot. So detective Trump, yet again, figured it all out.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Recently we found significant numbers of burn bags in formation. And this is a group of -- bags that were used to destroy -- information"

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

Obama: HOPE Trump: I HOPE NOT

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: Have you been briefed on the hantavirus? TRUMP: Yes I have Q: What have you learned? TRUMP: Ahhh -- it's very much we hope under control Q: Should Americans be concerned it's going to spread? TRUMP: I hope not. We'll do the best we can.

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

Please get the Queen into witness protection until the ballroom is completed! He mustn't be out in public.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Lindsey Graham: "Everybody thought this was Trump making a monument to Trump. This is a vanity project. How many times have you talked to him about this? Like, every time, all the time. Like, 'How are you doing? Where's the ballroom.' Heh heh."

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Paulley Ticks
@tomadelsbach.bsky.social

"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti, he's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready, to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting..." - CSAR 25:17 #PeteHegseth #Bible

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

Talk to Stephen, he's the architect behind all of this. I don't know him.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Bondi: "I think the unsung hero in all of this is Stephen Miller. Stephen is the architect of making all these plans work."

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Paulley Ticks
@tomadelsbach.bsky.social

A lot of people don't know this, but Donald Trump's DHS Sec nominee Markwayne Mullin's great-great-great-great grandfather Cletuswayne Mullin was on the Titanic. #MarkwayneMullin

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

"Well, see, congress hasn't actually declared war, so it's not war."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: After 9/11 we said, 'Never again' HUNT: But is this not this a war of choice and didn't the president run on not starting a war with Iran? MULLIN: This isn't a war H: Hegseth said today it's a war! M: The Ayatollah declared war on us. We are not at war with the Iranian people.

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

Sure, let's start with some other idiotic ones first, though. "Is a Rehearing or Readjudication of this case possible???"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on the Supreme Court's tariffs ruling: "Is a Rehearing or Readjudication of this case possible???"

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

Mike Johnson: "I didn't see it, but what he meant was that's a nice family ya got there. It would be a shame if something happened to them. He just cares too much."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on Gorsuch and Barrett: "I think their decision was terrible. I think it's an embarrassment to their families, if you want to know the truth. The two of them."

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

"I was exonerated from affordability"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I have to listen to the fake news talk about 'affordability. Affordability.' Do you notice, what word haven't you heard over the last two weeks? Affordability. Because I've won. I won affordability. We inherited a mess."

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

But Hunter's laptop

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

EISEN: I want to ask about the report that a 49% stake in World Liberty was sold to an Emirati royal after your dad was elected for access to AI chips DON JR: We've been dealing w/ the conflict of interest stuff for years. Frankly, it's gotten old. They put us in this position. We just fought back.

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

Did she bring the Epstein files to cover her operations?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

definitely sounds like protesters that are making the commotion behind Noem (also note that they've set up the news conference so you can't see anything behind her)

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

What about the other kids? Did they leave? 1 hour drop and go

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island? LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

"It breaks my heart but fuck them kids"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

Trumps about to scarf down some fillet of fish because it has less calories, because it's fish.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Dr Oz: "We project that America will lose about 100 million pounds this year, which will make folks a lot healthier."

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

Tarrif on leather

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on Mpls: "Do these people really want to have rapists and drug dealers and people from prisons and murderers, do they really want to have them in the community? It's really insurrectionists and agitators and they're paid ... everybody has a beautiful sign with brand new wood. Leather panels."

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

Or if you're a US citizen holding a cellphone

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on Omar: "She's always talking about 'the Constitution provides me w/ the following.' She comes from a country that's a disaster. It's not even a country. They're good at one thing - pirates. But they don't do that anymore bc they get same treatment from us as the drug dealers. Boom Boom Boom"

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John Picacio
@johnpicacio.bsky.social

Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

There could be a zombie apocalypse and he would still put out stupid shit like this

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: “I’m building, on top of everything else that I am doing, one of the greatest and most beautiful Ballrooms anywhere in the World, with more than 300 Million Dollars of Great American Patriots’ money, & working closely with, right from the beginning, the US Military and Secret Service”

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

Huh

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Lutnick at Davos: "Why are you going to do solar and wind? Why would Europe agree to be net zero in 2030 when they don't make a battery? They don't make a battery! So if they go 2030, they are deciding to be subservient to China." (Get a load of the looks on the other panelists' faces)

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

And as you're starving to death, just choke on the chicken bone and put yourself out of misery

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

Next year: "For 151 years, everyone wanted the ballroom. Last year, it was 150 years ago, but now it's 151 because you add a 1 to the other number. That's why the cost has increased under Biden inflation, which we inherited. A mess."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump now says his ballroom will cost $400 million (it was supposed to cost $250 million less than two months ago)

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

She got dibs on claiming him for taxes!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on his wife's legislative initiative: "I just heard about that for the first time. The only thing I can tell you, I know one thing for sure, it's going to be great for children. I don't know what it is she's doing. She loves children. She's got a wonderful boy. And she's very proud of her boy"

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

"Mr. President is doing preventatively fantastic! As you all know, he aced the dementia test. His cankles were puffy due to his working 23 hours a day. His hands bruised from shaking hands so much. Remember 90 deals in 90 days? Thank you for you leadership Mr. President!"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Leavitt claims that Trump had a "preventative" MRI

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

"Let's talk about cheap turkey and surroundings!"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on if he'll sign an Epstein files release bill: "We have nothing to do with Epstein. The Democrats do. All of his friends were Democrats. You look at this Reid Hoffman, Larry Summers, Clinton... all I want is I want for people to recognize the great job I've done on pricing, on affordability."

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

I got a free turkey if I spent $25 last year. Also, Thanksgiving dinner is one of the cheapest meals for the year. Groceries (old term) in general are at record highs

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump touts Walmart lowering the cost of Thanksgiving meals (because they are lower quality and contain less food) and then lies shamelessly about prices that "everything is down"

Jeffro
@jeffrocat.bsky.social

Are his devil horns popping through?! His hair looks marvelous!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I don't want to hear about the affordability, because right now we're much less. If you look at energy, we're getting close to $2 a gallon gasoline."