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I care about ballet and opera a lot more than I care about Timothee Chalamet, but I will always maintain a baseline level of respect for a man who convinced the world for like three straight years that the height of glamor is to look like a pixie that's six months late on its Mustang payments

6/3/26, 6:45 pm23 reposts252 likes

Quinn Grover

@inthebackeddy.bsky.social

6 Mar

I care about opera and ballet 🎶 more than Timmy Chalamet 🎶

Random Dangling Mystery

@sidslang.bsky.social

6 Mar

"My mother was a wood nymph and my father was a goblin"

Brian Phillips

@brianphillips.lol

6 Mar

"I'm Legolas's cousin, and my visitation rights were just cut off" I say with a smirk as the GQ photographer urges me to undo one more button

billygreg.bsky.social

@billygreg.bsky.social

7 Mar

He always looks like the kind of guy who would say he love old school music, but if you asked him who his favorite artist is he wouldn't tell you. “Jazz, that’s my shit. John Coltrane is the best.” “Really? What’s your favorite album of his?” “Oh… you know. The one where he’s with all the cats.”

jeff elrod

@jeffelrod.dev

6 Mar

a former JV basketball player with a handful of still-enforced gas station bans

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL

@edsbs.bsky.social

6 Mar

He’s the latest iteration of the type of guy I think most Americans agree as coolest, which is “chill dude who sells a little weed”

The Matt-tom of the Opera

@mtjaccarino.bsky.social

6 Mar

i love the transformation from annoying philosophy major to guy who owes draft kings $10k

Brian Phillips

@brianphillips.lol

6 Mar

I just appreciate that he somehow parleyed Guy Who Memorized The Whole First Half Of Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back into a Cartier endorsement

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL

@edsbs.bsky.social

6 Mar

In France, he is the pinnacle of elvin male beauty, and in Philly he’s Steve the guy who my sister liked for a while until he ran up $3k on her credit card to pay for Eagles playoff tickets

Jacqueline Codiga (DJ horse jeans)

@horsejeans.bsky.social

6 Mar