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The English alphabet is wrong. You missed this. Your parents missed this. Our ancestors all the way back to 700 BC missed this. I am the first person to notice this, making me a once in 2.7 MILLENNIA genius. I'll try to put this in simple enough words that even your puny brains can understand (1/26)

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I love this. Reminds me of a hand-written manifesto a neighbor left my friend which (among many other ramblings) asserted that numbers were wrong. That the true name of numbers has been lost, and what you and I would call "ten" should instead be called "onety". Meaning "twelve" is `oneto two"