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they only say not to microwave metal because they don’t want us to know that it tastes good warmed up

4/7/24, 5:50 pm75 reposts528 likes

Also, it’s gotta be a conspiracy, right? Because like most microwaves are made out of metal… am I right?

It's true. I've done it and it's delicious. It's the dark secret big microwave doesn't want all of us to know.

It tastes like blue.

The "big micro" conspiracy

it is wonderful fun to terrify your spouse by putting a metal mixing bowl in there

clearly you don't own an air fryer

This old wives' tale? Friend, it's been safe to microwave metal since 2006. They fixed that.