Warren Zevonblade

I don't even like cheesecake that much but I could absolutely demolish a slice of blueberry right now

Munchin' stuffed mushrooms in the Factory Chowin' down sliders in the Factory Housin' chopped salad in the Factory Eatin' Asian chicken nachos in the Factory Yeah

This article does not discuss one major reason why chocolate in the West got worse - Ghana and Ivory Coast, the two African countries that are the biggest suppliers of cacao globally, got organised and started demanding fair prices for it. www.reuters.com/world/africa...

Had this idea in lockdown, half-built it, forgot about it, remembered it again, though might as well finish it.

DIG through the ditches and BURN through the witches I SLAM in the back of my

My "please don't ask me to interpret idioms" shirt has people stating figures of speech contradicting the principle of compositionality to me that, as my shirt suggests, I do not comprehend

NAME HER PYRA

Is he still doing the weekly climate change speeches or what

youtu.be/IfsT_c-PZXg

star fo'x is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (star wolf Howl)

played the objective on the Venom multi-player Star Fox and declared myself Mark Zuckerberg when I won as MVP (I stole all the data)

InfoWars on Thursday and Steel Ball Run on Friday... the preferred shot and chaser for the Internet television connoisseur...

We tested 25 veggie burgers to find the most savory, satisfying, and interesting patties out there. While we had to power through many veggie burgers that were bland and tough, we discovered 10 that are thoroughly enjoyable. nyti.ms/4wzhjf1

tfw when u see ur bottle gettin warmed up and you are ᕼᑌᑎGᖇY

Feels like an underrated factor in vaccine hesitancy is that new parents are constantly deluged in unsolicited advice/judgments from all sorts of people on a myriad of stupid bullshit, and when you eventually have to reject their feedback, it's easy to throw out vaccines as well

If you’ve ever played or enjoyed a Shiren the Wanderer game, or a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game, or any Mystery Dungeon game, really: they all spawned from this—originally a Dragon Quest spinoff that came out in the year following DQ5 in Japan (1993). This is the first time it’s been localized, too!

dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY

Now in Gunmetal Grey!

note to self: the SNOO® Sleep Sack is NOT a "baby straitjacket"

Couples shirts that say "there's a bogey on my tail" and "I'm the bogey"

this is completely true actually. google "rockstar spouse" to learn more!

Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. Make fun of them if they pronounce it correctly. Do it in a forceful but still friendly manner. Be inconsistent about it. Make it hard for them to communicate with others. Make them doubt themselves. Make them doubt everything but you.

Bahaha

Well, well, well If it isn't the blowjob brothers

my daughter be like

Experts Warn Beef Could Act As Gateway Meat To Human Flesh https://theonion.com/experts-warn-beef-could-act-as-gateway-meat-to-human-fl-1825562946/

this entire issue is downstream of the fact that kids are trapped in car-dependent suburbs, unable to develop any sense of autonomy until age 16, when they're suddenly allowed to drive a 4,000 lb vehicle

Wife went to see the new Spiderman movie without having seen anything Marvel since the previous Spiderman and described it to me as "Homework: The Movie"

"Canis lupus!" "Vulpes vulpes!" "Pensez-vous que l'hiver sera rude?"

Games went astray when they stopped giving every room or screen a name and showing that name at the top of the screen.