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Train them to appear to be thrown to the floor by their opponents but in a way that means they won't hurt themselves?

UFC is linked to organized crime...

Does the UFC even do this?

It will greatly improve the agents kayfabe skills. Which will come in handy in certain situations: Stop resisting! Drop the weapon! Don't reach for your waistband! It looked like a gun! I feared for Public Safety! Etc.

ridiculous, ufc doesnt teach lethality. hand to hand isnt a bout, is no tapping out. ffs. smh. what a circus.

Incels, mostly, it seems.

Yes. Warfare is all bombers and drones now. They’re preparing for civil war.

They’re clearly not all their cracked up to be… bsky.app/profile/fayt...

🎪 Circus TrumpUS wants its gladiators fighting to the death.

The film "Idiocracy" is no longer social satire; it's a documentary.

Totally ridiculous A no-bid contract for the UFC to train the FBI. Bottom line: new creative ways for the govt to foot the bill to funnel as much money to Trump friends and allies

America isn't a joke.. Trump is a joke... Do you also HATE ALL OF RUSSIA. Cause, of PUTIN?.. You just enjoy spreading hate. Anywhere you can..

Trump can't just give Dana White money. There has to be some pretext or excuse. The White House lawn circus didn't do the trick, so this schmuck's gonna try to get Satsuma Senpai to notice him & give Dana taxpayer money for "training."

He looks like he’s trying to count backwards from 10❗️

Oh dear lord.....

Literally going to take the rest of our lives and a good chunk of our children's lives just to get back to where we were domestically ten years ago. Internationally, that's a mission for the grandchildren.

So does the FBI have a current problem with getting kicked around by suspects?

That is the picture of a man having his rectal exam. From a nurse wearing a boxing glove.

Every day madness and grifting, they are sick

UFCForce

You can tell Kash is all for it you can see it in his eyes .

Grift?? Helping Dana White, who I think lost a ton of 💰💰💰on the stupid White House birthday boy cage fights…🙄🙄

Looks like a man who has chosen flight over fight when he was surprised by the camera flash.

Maybe they can have Tom Cotton join the effort He had Army Ranger experience Except he doesn't More than welcome to bring your boyfriend Tom

In a country with more guns than people, I approve of trump making his goons focus on hand to hand combat. It’s like the old saying, “bring a hand to a gun fight”.

I 👁️ 👁️ the pun there

Is this a joke or what? cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/10/he-h...

That claim seems to be coming off the top rope...

Do they line reflecting pools as well?

There’s a whole US Army that wrote a whole manual on hand to hand combat, whose personnel would teach it to the FBI…for free.

10 seals vs 10 ufc bros. Put em in the woods. I’d watch.

Is the WWE the Next Vendor???

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Laundry Mat Time. Americans are sleep walking. This is so obvious.

God he’s such a tryhard. One of the most honeypotted mutherfuckers of all time and biggest losers of an administration stuffed with them.

Handbags at dawn!

Shithole 🇺🇸 doesn’t begin to cover it.

Hand to hand combat has been perfected by Asian martial arts practioners for lo these many hundreds of years. UFC? Hahahaha

how much rope is enough rope ...

Greatest / Worst Halloween madk ever.

"Give him the chair!"

I do not think so. Look at who the potential candidates are.

Considering, how many people support Trump, some kind of "working across the aisle" will be unavoidable, unless you want a civil war. It's been the case in all overthrown dictatorships that I'm aware of, including Nazi Germany and my home Poland.

I don't know if going ahead they'd behave the same, but they SURELY dis nothing beforehand, to stop corporate greed, save the planet or jail this teaitor and all his buddies. Corporate dems betrayed the country too.

I’m not sure Americans recognize the damage done here. Will there ever be accountability for the betrayal of allies, or the criminality of the Republicans, or are we witnessing the destruction of a once great nation?

And yet their arrogance is unending. Obeying Trump at all costs then writing books & touring & expressing regrets & legacy media hosts these assholes- looking at you Tillis! Ignore all the calls & emails we wrote pleading with him to think & he blew us all off & thinks he's some kind of hero. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Cartoon matrix.

So much for undercover FBI agents. They’ll be so easy to spot now in their ridiculous tights and flair.

Embarrassing.

They are giving our money to trumps grifter buddies.

You just know there must be a kick- back for Patel.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with his eyes?!

I mean, when you elect a failed business man turned game show host what can we expect?

What didn’t you want to witness the likely destruction of everything? Let’s do a quick recap: Climate change AI (or SI if you are a wanker) Plague Putin, Israel, Trump Late stage capitalism The unexpected (natural disaster, UFOs, revolution) Buy shares in popcorn.

America is not only a joke, it’s a nazi state. No uprising whatsoever, on one defending democracy. It’s so obvious that America will collapse one day and generations to come will be paying the price. America, a obese, cornfed, dumb and failed state. The American dream is a nightmare……

They’ll beat their enemies with folding chairs.

FBI Agent : The suspect was aggressive but wasn't in an octagonal cage, so i wasn't sure how to approach them"

The "everyone is 12" theory has once again proven true.

Honestly surprised it wasn’t the WWE.

This story is its own punchline Mark.

Strange they didn't award the contract to practitioners of the Israeli martial art called Krav Maga😂

What it is doing is handing another of trump’s friends a huge amt of taxpayer money. Thats all it is. Taking our money.

… just spitballing, but you do realize that if the old sod does not at least contemplate actions to eliminate the problem here that eventually these problems will come there? The World needs to understand that isolationism will not be sustained.

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So, just today we have: *Announcement of live streaming an execution. *The US buying Russian diesel, now funding the Russain war in Ukraine. *Cagefighters training the FBI. Join us tomorrow for more unhinged headlines.

Waste, fraud and abuse in any form possible.

I assume Trump has massive shares

Why?

The US that the world respected and trusted is gone .Good luck .

It’s a lot of booze and a never ending supply of coke. Add some psychopaths and shake. That’s America.

South Korea hypersonic missiles…US training pikemen….

For fuck's sake. Are they trying to half-ass each other in a race to the bottom?

😂🤡🎪

A weak man’s idea of what a strong man looks like

Id like these "men" to stop subjecting the entire country to the unresolved personal masculinity issues they all have.