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This is the last genuinely bizarre commercial I remember before the switch to corporate-approved and field-tested versions of the bizarre.

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I only ate at Quiznos once in like 2012 and I physically can't remember anything else about it

B...b...bu...but THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!

The coyotes seemed to like it at least. 😅

I never patronized the chain but I liked those ads. I should have gone in and and stood up for the ads, although I probably would not have bought anything either.

The commercial was the best thing about Quiznos

I loved those commercials!

I remember when those came out and I was mad because i thought the rathergood guy sold out. More innocent times 😞 www.youtube.com/watch Oh yeah maybe #nsfw because of a monkey penis

But they are good to us! Also didn't those commercials only get aired for like two weeks at most

I remember feeling some type of way about how Quiznos would cut the sub bun and throw the tail end (maybe 3” or 6”?) of it away. (Am I imagining this? It was about a million years ago)

Oh but the grandmas LOVED the talking baby and would mention it every time and then mispronounce guacamole

I loved those commercials and think of them often

but they didn't have to wonder if you had a pepper bar

But you had a pepper bar!!

I want to be as free as that Quizno's Marketing exec

youtu.be/rDdN1WG6rGg this is what quiznos was doing before these things so idk which is preferable

there's still a Quiznos you drive past to get to SeaTac and i've considered doing this

This got me wondering what the people who created the Spongemonkeys were up to. Turns out they're still uploading videos. They actually have a have a recording of a live performance of We Like the Moon that hit me emotionally much harder than I would have expected. youtu.be/yyhZJeyxiRI?...

today they call that "engagement"

Completely forgot they were sold off for ads, I've been working on moon levels for a video game recently, and found myself singing 'we like the moon because it's close to us' to myself alone involuntarily

Can’t believe they didn’t stay after seeing the pepper bar!

Okay, they didn't like the commercials but did they ♪Like the moooon?♪

What about Scott, the “Oven Fucker”?

🦝they would come in with their funny "jokes" about the talking toaster or trying to talk to it or asking if we talked to it and it was like, I'm here for several more hours can you just order your thing lol

"Subs are a Dollar off when you bring in a coupon" "Beware of Paper Cuts"

Imagine hating fun THAT much.

the same guy made this credits sequence for VH1's "most metal moments" show www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAbr...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FDE...

Yeah, same

if they can think of a better way to tell people about the pickle bar I'd like to hear it

I would have told you I loved those disgusting guys lol

Going in my "everyone is 12" artifact file. And just want to point out that I served as a middle school dean of students for 6 years and feel more uniquely qualified than ever to be President.

Still better than the Kars 4 Kids jingle

Haters. Spongmonkeys ruled

On one hand nobody bought any subs, but on the other we're still talking about the ad 23 years later so there's that

subway should have done a salad fingers ad campaign

What I would give to be a fly on the wall when these commercials got pitched, cause how tf did this make it through

Was I seriously the only guy on the planet who thought they were amusing?

Spongemonkey discrimination drive-by

I wouldn't go that far, but I actively avoided Quiznos because of those things.

every time me and my mom pass a quiznos while driving it gets brought up and then it’s like “i’ve never gotten anything from there but i remember those weird commercials with the rodents”

I ate at quiznos largly because of these freaks, and their wheat bread was good