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And then the person leaves, never to be seen again.

I would be happy to tell them about an alternative use for that celery.

@leuki.bsky.social Feel like you just not even brought this up like few hours ago fr tho... 💯

YOGA! YOGA! 🧘‍♀️

I missed this post as I was sunning my taint

Oh my god, no! I was juicing carrots under a full moon! That's why it wasn't working.

When my mother was dying of lung cancer a neighbor thought it was appropriate to email me "info" on how mangos can cure cancer. I cried. I wish people had a clue how much this stuff hurts.

All the damned time. "Hope you feel better soon!" from folks who need a dictionary to define the word chronic.

Exactly

Yikes

“I bet drinking more water would help”

Meditating under a moon with chips and salsa though.

Yeah basically

Go away MAGA. We have telehealth at home.

Sorry for trying to help

To be fair, 8 out of ten doctors agree that people who do this see the moon more and are sick with the taste of celery in their mouths.

No but I'm willing to try maxi-dosing.

Damn. At least mine was curable. I’m sorry to hear about your diagnosis. I wouldn’t wish crohns on my worst enemy. I tried all the things and they failed. I failed. But I had the worst possible people around me then, too young to stand up for myself. Age brings wisdom and choices. :)

Sounds like my ex-wife.

To the folks that think we haven't tried everything, with no due respect, f-off.

Tried it. Didn't work.