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Sometimes the best thing an alcoholic can hear is, “Your behavior isn’t as private as you suppose. You affect me, and I refuse the experience.”

Before they can treat it as a major story, corporate media has to first determine if the latest rape accusation against a President who a judge and jury in a court of law ruled was a sexual assaulter and who bragged about grabbing women by the pussy has any credibility.

Jesse Watters thinks that Barack Obama doesn't have much of a legacy and that Trump's presidency will be talked about for many years to come. He then mentioned that Trump has sons and grandsons and that Obama only has daughters....so much to unpack with this one. 🤦‍♀️

Hahahahahahahs

The exact moment my son Oliver is lowered to the ground by the Ent he has journeyed on

He’s just angry because they invented modern medicine.

“Have I made clear your job depends on sliming Comey?” www.nbcnews.com/politics/rcn...

Even as an application for a seat on SCOTUS, this is embarrassing

Goodbye Ensign Chechov. Your departure leaves only two people on the bridge of the Enterprise. Boldly go where no man has gone before! You will be greatly missed.

REALLY worth a deep dive and the energy it takes.

Republicans couldn't define communism with unlimited lifelines.

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

Catholic Bishops, from a church notorious for raping children without consent, prays with a president also notorious for raping children without consent, get touchy about the White House posting a video of the event [checks notes] without consent.

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight" has been really bugging me because a) yes you can and b) you definitely should, that was the main problem

When Laura Ingraham was told that recent polling showed rural voters had soured on Trump she warned her audience that they'd end up eating bugs if they didn't vote for Republicans.

If I could afford to emigrate to Finland…

“We are gonna lose in North Carolina and did you see the ass on the guy in Ohio” vote republican. 😆

BASH: Do you see your job as helping Republicans keep this seat? AG TODD BLANCHE: *a lot of words that aren't a denial*

Elon Musk’s attempts to beat Talarico raise a question: Has anybody kept close tabs on Musk’s interactions with John Cornyn?

This is great…

Trump says Alaska’s ballot is illegal because people don’t know what “incumbent” means

BRENNAN: The DOJ lawsuit demands the Alaska result not be certified if voters are confused. The confusion is defined as Sen. Sullivan not winning. BLANCHE: That's not what it says BRENNAN: I'm quoting from it. You are telling them not to certify it. What right does the federal govt have?

tenure

Can we have EV cars without the whole tracking, subscription, and remote control thing? Loving the Chinese EVs, but not so much having a strategic enemy tracking all our traffic and capable of fucking it all up with the push of a button.

New in PN: @mattgertz.bsky.social on how Fox News is whipping viewers into a pre-midterm hysteria "These sorts of pseudo scandals germinate on the right, but if they can turn those stories into a major fixation for the mainstream press as well, then they do a lot more damage."

Here's a supercut of notable moments from Trump's rally tonight in Georgia, including a lot of gutter racism, blasphemy, and reveling in the suffering of Americans who are struggling with high prices:

Protect this Young WOMAN at all Cost!!

Imagine being the most despicable politician in a state that's produced JD Vance and Jim Jordan.

I mean, yes. But on the list of mistakes Congress has made the past yeah and a half…

huh. I wonder how Fox knew to have their cameras at this "fraud bust" 🤔 almost like it's state media

I cannot imagine a world in which I would allow my name on that brief.

It’s not even about him commenting on the ongoing investigation. He’s responding to a public statement by a congressman by calling the congressman a “criminal” and posting body cam photos from his 2023 arrest by state highway patrol for a misdemeanor DUI charge. bsky.app/profile/jmal...

Look, if a guy came up to me on the street with a gun and said, "Give me 5% of what you've got in your wallet," I'm giving it to him simply for his insight into human psychology.

The entire asylum system, Dickie? In defiance of international convention? With no thought for those with a genuine fear of persecution? No consideration of opening safe routes instead? A Reform UK Ltd government would leave Britain a pariah in Europe. I guess that's what they want... 🤮

“I’m not only a spokesman for small dicks for men, but also a member”

Whoa.

Exclusive Senior Adviser to First Lady Melania Trump Marc Beckman claims Melania has "a direct line" to Russian leadership