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What about the Hyperloop, the Loop System and the Roadster? Are they coming "Next Year" as usual?

$2k for an electric vehicle makes me so angry. In the US electric cars are priced like luxury cars.

Because his bonus mentions selling a specific number of those I thought?

We all know where this is headed.

Facebook broke the planet and it turns out our tech barons are all weird fascists who are rigging elections so other fascists win them so yeah, Robots and AI in their hands seems very sensible.

Robots won’t be ready for market and the California factory will be closed. He used California tax credits to start his companies and then abandoned it

Support, how do I make the robot stop goose stepping around the house?

Complete garbage. Defund musk. #BoycottX #DestroyX #CancelMusk #TeslaTakedown #NationalizeSpaceX #GetOffTheXitter #SmashTheOligarchy #FDT

Horizon Zero Dawn warned us almost 9 years ago…

Who wants to buy one of these idiotic machines?

I saw!!

That's nice we'll still throw eggs at every cybertruck we see

The good news for S and X owners is that tesla has tens of thousand of unsold models so they don't have to worry about parts shortage for a few years.

What is truly mad is that Tesla's revenue fell, profit fell *a lot*, and it said it needed to spend $20 billion on unproven technology. And the share price rose! Musk's most effective transportation is the hype train, and too many investors have bought lifetime tickets.

Philip Dick would have appreciated the irony of the factory being in Fremont.

If those things were actually useful there would be an assembly line of optimus robots building other optimus robots.

So the slump in Tesla sales is that bad?

Republicans

Optimum? Lmao

A Tesla robot roaming free feels like the unholy offspring of January 6 and Epstein’s guest list — built by Silicon Valley.

If you think that ever happens before Tesla closes I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

They'll be controlled remotely by some lady in the Philippines

Hard pass.

Humanoid robots.. remotely operated by humans*. AKA slavery with extra steps for moral protection.

Sure. Stop building an actual product that is useful and functional. Focus your entire business on a product with zero proven usefulness, zero units in use, and no proven functionality. I feel sorry for Tesla owners who will be left out to dry. No service, no parts, nothing.

People aren’t buying their cars anymore so Tesla pivots to trying to sell them robots instead?

Ooo, Nazi Robots. How original.