davecaches.bsky.social

Well, this blows. My agent says that Wicker movie has made my script about making a wife out of Babybel wax wrappers “unsellable” and “stupid”

why should we be tender To let an arrogant piece of flesh threat us

Jance Dance Vance has plenty of shit to say all the time, about all kinds of stuff that’s none of his business. Suddenly he’s a bashful flower loathe to give an opinion. What an obnoxious dork.

😉

There’s still plenty of time to pick out your Halloween costume

"But if we tax billionaires they'll leave the state!" Bruh I already said I support the wealth tax, you don't need to keep selling me on it.

Horta day, Gorn tomorra

What if we all sat here and bobbed our heads for two minutes and fifty-five seconds while we sang along to THE LADY AND THE TIGER youtu.be/xOtUpSpZgkU

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

Always happy to help with costume ideas for your #cats.

Anyway, panic is a psy-op. Stay furious. Stay serious. Organize.

60 years ago today, BATMAN was released in theaters, and not only is one of the great underrated comedies of the '60s, but when it comes to delivering the message "some days you just can't get rid of a bomb," it's second to nun.

That and I'll have a Tribble...

It’s interesting watching the people who absolutely love it when Trump calls female reporters “piggy” or “fucking bitches” clutch their pearls and cry because someone called Stephen Miller an ugly fuck.

Don't need to go to Coachella. I can just blast different songs simultaneously from every room in my house and pretend I have no bathrooms.

Sorry, I thought this was a picture of me as a doctor.

HI, I'm twelve.

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage. The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.” It’s about control.

Jesus Christ doesn’t care that the Dow crossed 50,000 when people can’t afford food.

I’ve never seen a commercial destroy a company’s reputation before. Great work, Ring.

Yes, FBI? I’m calling to report a murder.

I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.

Cruelty is big business

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.