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Shocker! Elon would never lie about his products, 🤣🤣

The same guy that lied about cars is now “in charge” of our space program. What could go wrong?

But but but Musk told us Full Self Driving is right around the corner (10 Years ago)🤣

Way to earn that $Trillion!!!!

Colour me surprised!

😲

Musk said auto pilot would be ready by 2015. His stock prices are over inflated.

Elon messes up everything he touches.

Nazi Cars Fuck Off.

Here's your reward for being a huge POS.🖕

I can hear the first squeak of the bubble popping. Hold fast boys, the wind from that will be a gale.

Well, duh. Everything Elon does is a scam.

This ruling without consequences means Musk will make another billion

How are the Chinese doing with their autopilot systems, I wonder?

Musk is a sleazy conman. When I walked into a Tesla dealership 8 years ago and the salesperson offered me to buy a technology that didn’t work at the moment, I immediately recognized: this company will never succeed

Who knew?

Seems like a good place for ....

The company should be fined $1 billion per occurrence.

FSD absolutely has to be better than the top 20% of human drivers before it is ready for the open road. If Tesla is lying it is akin to crime putting lives at risk.

Can we call him the dumb trillionaire please ...

It wont be either anytime soon. Like self-driving in general, but double for Tesla since they got a ket addicted pedo nazi man-child at the helm demanding dumbass things like no lidar. Shits not even ready for beta, let alone prime time.

And they wonder why those over 65 are less likely to take a robotaxi. Maybe our bones are more brittle!

Tesla has become a grift

1 Billion minimum fine.

WHAT???

Rat hides bad results that take lives.

Musk thinks Human lives are worth the cost !

Damned skippy.

No way… say it ain’t so

I Drove A 2001 Lumina For 50,000 Miles & Didn't Crash It.

Musk is not brilliant but is a lucky, evil conman. He’s a racist crook who makes and sells dangerously defective products that have been hyped to gullible rich people and our government, and made Musk the wealthiest man on the planet. His cars implode, and his rockets explode. He’s a failure.

Did Tesla stock go up on this horrible news ?

One trillion dollars in damage? Break that nazi saluting clown.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Now, let’s see if the trump administration will allow elron to actually pay for this crime…

Another loser who fails up. Let’s hope this is a downward failure for a change.

Of course Eloon did. That blood gem Mother Fucker won't be satisfied until all of the cultists are yankin crank instead of being functioning sentient beings.

Better add another half-trillion to elno's salary so he'll solve that. Might even slow down impregnating his executives.

Never Tesla.

And that's the good news.

Still, to use this misunderstanding for marketing advantage false directly into the deceptive practices Musk is known for.

Get those NAZI PIECE'S OF SHIT OFF THE ROAD !

Such a corrupt company…..🤮

Seems Tesla Full Self Driving doesn't work without human intervention. So it seems like a genius plan to switch to robotaxis with tesla FSD. Since the dash (& other) cam videos are stored on tesla servers, grok can change vids to make someone else appear at fault.

🤮🤬

reallynoway

If only they'd named it "Deathwish Mode," there'd be no issue..

Musk is a lying scumbag trying to kill people for profit.

#ElonMuskKillsPeople

And the stock will continue to rise.

Wow, these numbers - 40k vs 500k. Just horrible.

You mean the guy that bribed Donald Trump and helped rig the election so he could steal data, sack thousands including those who were investigating his companies, and grifted billions of taxpayers dollars is untrustworthy? Noooooo !!!

Let's put them out of business. #HoldFast

I am very shocked by this news ……………

No worries, soon the judges will be AI. And so will the executioners.

There will be no Otto Pilot hate in this thread. He *deserves* all the love he gets.

Can you stop? Every bad news makes Tesla stock jump higher.

Ya think?

Why did the self‑driving taxi hit and run? Because its software update said “improve runtime performance,” and it took that way too literally.

You mean computers can't drive cars better than humans?    Color me shocked.

youtu.be/6ltU9q1pKKM?...

The scumclown ketamine addict LIES about his products. I'm shocked, SHOCKED I SAY! Fuck Musk with a cybertruck.

"Tesla engaged in deceptive marketing." Is that just stating an obvious fact? Like cows eat grass.

Naturally, that's what tesla does best! Lies like the ass clown in the white house!

What was expected by flimflsm msn musk

It’s the “Come Die with Me” package

Tesla’s are robo deathmobiles!

With that in mind, I think I'll stick with rides driven by a human.

Not shocking

With Waymo at ~14% (1/7th) of human drivers experience, that puts Waymo at ~70x safer than Tesla.

You have to break a lot of eggs to make an omelet.

@tonaarts.bsky.social

Should be a manslaughter charge for every death caused by Tesla. I’m sick of billionaires killing us with impunity

BOYCOTT EVERYTHING elon!

Eloon Mush is a moron.

Musk's missiles have an even worse track record

😱…🙄

Felon Musk is going down.

Always look to those who run the company, promote the company and make $ off the company. Like the guy with a chainsaw.

Just shocking, that a corporation run by a shit fascist (they pretty much all are) would engage in shady business practices. 😐