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How have I even survived this long without knowing about your unconventional public health injury prevention messaging?

Awesome, then you can send that list right over to HHS so they can make sure to remind people about their Medicare benefits. Government efficiency!

Why not both? That’s how I roll!

Still waiting for the goofy weird email option before I sign up.

Please tell us you’ll still be here after January 20th 🙏

big if true

LFG

All I know is that my kids are going to be crushed they’re not getting chainsaws for Christmas now.

Never change.

Love this for them

Ahem.

the real three branches of government are you, the chemical safety board people and the old TSA Instagram.

A bit late to the party.

You and every other regulatory body.

i am sjon from doetinxhem. i have ask for lidlnederland . please ,; bring back hotdogk!

Thank you from coming over from Twitter 💙🦋 I was majorly missing ur account

Looking into this

But I appreciate knowing the CPSC has my back both with product safety and the memes that speak to my elder millennial heart.

Never to late for safe.

Where were the viral TikTok dances?!

Oh to be discovering the U.S Consumer Product Safety Commission social media for the first time...*wipes away tear*

I'm very happy to have a constant reminder that my apartment could burn down at any moment. (It's also nice to see you guys working hard to keep people safe!)

Enjoy it while it lasts people. I suspect any government entity tasked with protecting consumers will be deemed "inefficient". Would like to hear from this account if there have been any discussions to that effect or any concerns about your future.

My favorite double eagle account!

I never knew I needed safety related shitposts in my life until this account.

you'll be gone soon.

I'll be honest: I thought the government had outsourced this responsibility to UL and CE years ago

i hope you're safe from You Know Who, dawg