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Dependable Defenestration Defense

SON OF A BITCH I DON’T EVEN HAVE A CAT

If this is how you're learning about window guards what luck because it's Window Safety Week.

Oh, I've seen them, and they are bigger than you would think.

I already knew my cat has at least 48 tiny daggers on her at all times. 5 of her 6 ends are extremely pointy.

I KNEW IT!

I mean, I have too, so it's all good.

Unfortunately my cat has already threatened me with his tiny dagger, several times. I've tried to disarm him to no avail.

Always known. The exception is my youngest cat, who gets easily confused and stashed away a spoon instead.

They're called claws. We trim them regularly to keep play safe.

As they should

Oh I'm sure my cat has stashed a tiny tagger!

Now you tell me.

good for him!

And they bring them out at dinner time.

Explains the mysterious little cuts on my legs I wake up to.

I mean honestly, if you have a cat and didn’t already know this, do you even know cats?

... only one? Mine have, like 20 of them. EACH. (I have six cats. Yes, I'm a crazy old cat lady. COPE.)

yeah she keeps leaving them on the floor and they hurt when i step on them

Yup, I was 6. The only reason I didn’t fall from the second story window when I was sitting on the window ledge and the glass broke was that I was also sitting on the curtains and they held just long enough for me to throw my arms out to the sides and stop my fall. Near thing, that.

90% of those boys' sisters indignantly claim they weren't even in the room at the time.

I have an 11yo at home who can tell you all the lore. I would say "all the lore I want to know," but her knowledge exceeds that

Omg i read this ages ago!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jB3... Hey now, you better not be hating on cats as babysitters....

Yes

Do not visit Russia.

What, like this?

really like the shading on the warrior cat here. keep at it, US Consumer Product Safety Commission, and you'll be making high-quality pixel art in no time!

My windows open from the side. But also, my house is only one story. And I don’t have kids.