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Will the Consumer Product Safety Commission survive this Republican adminstration? bsky.app/profile/cons...

If you get RIF'ed I will commit sepp*ku in my driveway

Congrats on this accomplishment! All the more reason to make sure you continue depositing the legacy of your memes with the Library of Congress :)

But I’m already at war with myself! Congrats on your dub tho

Congratulations! (I know you weren't in marching band with me in the 90s, but this is two field shows in a row and I'm starting to get curious.)

Upvote for Patrick Doyle

Wait, is participation mandatory? Am I going to be drafted just so someone can get (or not get, if I win)* a badge, even though I don't want one? * Actually, you never even said you have to win - just that you have to fight. Did you win your fight?

Can verify I was the one they fought it was a very good duel

Jeanne, that is *exactly* what happened.

"Two poasters enter, one poaster leaves!!"

lmao gd you deserve a raise for that reference

(me, bruised and battered) Give 'em the goddamn blue tick. I was gonna go another round, but they were about to tap in @neorsd.org and I... (trails off, takes drag of cigarette)

Oh they did

🫡

Now to put that shiny new verification badge to good use! An official collaboration project with @jellybox.bsky.social would do wonders.

Shakespeare probably meant daughters, too.

What?

You're our favorite government organization. <3

"Now, by my life, Old fools are babes again, and must be us'd With checks as flatteries, when they are seen abus'd." - Goneril, King Lear

Now your safety advice is safe

Congrats U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission!

Gratz! We knew you had it in ya.

Music: Course Clear! (Super Mario Bros)

You can perform weddings now, it's in the fine print.

Ayyy it finally happened!