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'A House of Dynamite' but it's your uncles trying to deep fry a turkey.

"Sir, CPSC's GRAVY satellites missed the cook location." "Does anyone know where this cook is happening?!" "It could be anywhere, Sir. On the porch. In the garage. We have no idea."

17/11/25, 2:37 pm7 reposts168 likes

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

@cpsc.gov

17 Nov 2025

Just so you all know - the CPSC social media person is not on any bunker list. We're out here with you all in this thing together.

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

@cpsc.gov

17 Nov 2025

[Watching the FEMA folks across the street get taken to the bunker.] Must be nice.

Bailey Wolfe, Voice Actor and Lacticide in Progress

@bbwolfevox.com

17 Nov 2025

You’ve got better music to live for, though

lyncatmom.bsky.social

@lyncatmom.bsky.social

17 Nov 2025

Ummm if you DID see the FEMA folks being taken to a bunker, would you let us know? As a courtesy warning.

Jeff Bachtel

@jeffbach.bsky.social

17 Nov 2025

COG doesn't include USCPSC 😭🫡

I Drove Bug

@brmbug.bsky.social

18 Nov 2025

I appreciate what you’ve done to your bodies for this. ❤️

🎃 Robin Bobcat 🎃

@robinbobcat.bsky.social

17 Nov 2025

Making a bunker out of recalled cribs and smoke alarms - not advised.

tallawk

@tallawk.bsky.social

17 Nov 2025

On the porch. Right next to the vinyl siding. Siding stapled to styrofoam OSB.

Count Draugula

@artd.bsky.social

17 Nov 2025

"The turkey hasn't been thawed! I repeat - the turkey hasn't been thawed! Go to CSPCON 1!"