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You’ve got better music to live for, though

Ummm if you DID see the FEMA folks being taken to a bunker, would you let us know? As a courtesy warning.

COG doesn't include USCPSC 😭🫡

I appreciate what you’ve done to your bodies for this. ❤️

Making a bunker out of recalled cribs and smoke alarms - not advised.

On the porch. Right next to the vinyl siding. Siding stapled to styrofoam OSB.

"The turkey hasn't been thawed! I repeat - the turkey hasn't been thawed! Go to CSPCON 1!"

Every time some dipshit sets his house on fire while trying to deep fry a turkey, an angel gets its wings

As a non-USian, the whole concept of deep frying something as large as a Turkey is, frankly, insane. OTOH, I gather that life expired turkey friers have a useful second life melting lead for things like small boat keels, so there's an upside.

almost there almost there

youtu.be/Z4Qxqmhqj1A?...

If you were really the USPSC shouldn't you dismissing overflowing turkey fryers on *illegals* and Democrats?

This is hysterical!!!

Next to the vinyl house siding....

Or because of tyranny of rich pedos against oath and founders?🤔