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Don't do any of this.

multi celled morganism@meltedmistress.bsky.social

basically it was like this

Thanks For Sharing, Jerk

@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social

1 July

Counterpoint: I would look seriously badass

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

@cpsc.gov

Much safer to purchase a black leather jacket and dark sunglasses and get the fellas together wearing the same then meet up at the local garage and work on your car that you're going to race on thunder road in a few weeks to win the affection of your cool girlfriend who is way out of your league

1/7/26, 6:50 pm1 repost66 likes

DJ Jimo

@dj-jimo.bsky.social

3 July

Is this hypothetical person the Fonz? Or Springsteen? Or Danny Zuko? There's a lot going here