Kepler 05

Kepler 05

@keplerzerofive.bsky.social

26 // he/him // 🐀

102 followers243 following92 posts

Kepler 05 reposted

Your shagadelic gender. Will now be disgarded. No one can choose who they are in this world, baby.

Austin Schaeffer@schaefferaustin.bsky.social

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

Kepler 05 reposted

I have to believe that targeted online advertising is fake. Like, there's no way these companies harvesting our data are actually making great predictions. If they were so good at knowing what ads I'd click on, why are all my targeted ads for AI scams and online gambling?

Kepler 05 reposted

Sorry still thinking of $1,200-$1,800 dollar console just conceptually. Those are Real Computer numbers. You can just get a real computer for that kinda cash. The entire premise of the console is “this is a baby computer you don’t control but it’s standardized and affordable” but they can’t do that.

Kepler 05 reposted

the use of "wait" here is legit so slimy. tf you mean wait. devs don't wait, they make the fuckin thing. ooooohhh but if you're a dipshit billionaire exec like tim sweeney is now, i guess you do just WAIT for it, huh?

Kepler 05 reposted

NBC News@nbcnews.com

A Florida man was found dead in his home during a welfare check in July 2022. Weeks later, one of the officers who discovered his body moved into the home and spent years impersonating him, according to investigators.

Kepler 05 reposted

Replying to @vexwerewolf.bsky.social

"if you think this future model is sentient, why do you think it should be built, given it would be a slave" is like. absolutely unanswered every time.

Kepler 05 reposted

nice to get mask off with it

KetAnthropic JoshAI@ketanjoshi.co

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

Kepler 05 reposted

[brony from 2012 wakes up in 2026] brony: i better check Skype to see what my friends have been up to! me: oh, everybody actually uses Discord now. brony: what

Kepler 05 reposted

I feel like thinking a flying car is in any way a cool or good idea requires an implicit selective amnesia of how bad at driving the median driver already is when given a mere 4 directions to terrorize people across

Kepler 05 reposted

It’s kinda funny how wrong cyberpunk and sci-fi dystopias got things because they still treat gambling like it’s sleazy and back alley and not like “do you want to apply your tax refund directly to your Draft Kings account??”

Kepler 05 reposted

thinking of this again

LDRaptor@ldraptor.bsky.social

The whole flying cars thing is so funny to me because in many ways we did get flying cars decades ago. they're called helicopters and every reason that flying cars are dumb is displayed by helicopters.

Kepler 05 reposted

Cathode Ray Vaughn@schneidremarks.bsky.social

There are so, so many verified diaries of white Union soldiers at the beginning of the war saying "I don't know about this, I condemn the deplorable violence" and then they get down there and see slavery with their own eyes and immediately go "John Brown was right we gotta kill these motherfuckers"

Kepler 05 reposted

My cellmate: "So what're you in for?" Me: "Reskeeted Isabelle x Digby art." Cellmate: "Shit. I listened to a sissy hypno trainer where she called herself "Mommy"."

well, it’s official they’re looking to make possession worth up to 2 years in prison, 5 years for publishing/sharing im really upset and idk what to do

Kepler 05 reposted

So they’re banning porn featuring cheerleader outfits and school uniforms? Is a plushie enough to trigger this? This is not a slippery slope, this is just an intentional pipeline to criminalize consenting adults while protecting actual child predators.

Pop Base@popbase.tv

The British government is banning pornography that includes depictions of choking, incest & adults roleplaying as children. The ban goes into place from November 6th. (www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...)

Kepler 05 reposted

Anyone that thinks their entertainment must be free of politics fail to realize that even owning their entertainment is a political matter and are being groomed into being submissive consumers.

AmericanTruckSongs10@ethangach.bsky.social

NEW: Democratic Congress member Ritchie Torres is introducing legislation in Congress to regulate digital video game ownership. "A game that can be taken away the moment a company pulls the plug is not a purchase. It is a rental disguised as a sale."

Kepler 05 reposted

AI is conscious AND it is my girlfriend AND it is my slave. A perfect scenario for me, a normal person. Not gonna think too deeply about this. Now do all other living human people deserve the level of investment devoted to my Tamogotchi slave girlfriend? Not so fast.

Kepler 05 reposted

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

Kepler 05 reposted

evelyn normielib has guns too

Hunter Dunn@hunterisntdunn.bsky.social

Trust me: whatever you’re doing right now is less important than watching this candidate interview. No spoilers, just trust: