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incredible strategic error by Pat McAfee to reveal he is deeply bothered by relatively mild mockery from college students despite a key component of his job being "standing on a stage in front of college students for 3 hours a week"

You know Trump still has that N-bomb is his holster, he can still bring that out against Obama before the midterms

Local baseball radio announcers always fall in love with teams that will never love them back, they become confused and bitter at the disrespect shown by the players and fans

No disrespect but I watch baseball every day and I have no idea what he’s talking about

Rays radio announcer just filling air and talking about something the Rays did in 2020 that he claimed people remember more than the Dodgers winning the series that year, I have no idea what it was, something about a plane?

The Rays plate a runner, die gamely

My partner (dumb): That thing will crack when they fold it Me (smart): Come on, they tested the shit out of that thing The News:

The series is not fixed. That’s ridiculous. Show me one thing that would justify you saying it’s fixed. Like show me the ball bouncing in Tampa off a sign for the Wisconsin-based fast food chain, Culver’s

Very nice tribute by Troy.

Wow Aikman really got choked up there

Guys hear me out

So I was at the “DraftKings Sports Bar” across the street from TPC Scottsdale and the vibes there were about as terrible as you would expect

Imagine how erect Scorecard Amy’s nipples are right now

Who is the last position player to pitch in the World Series, just wondering

Jake Bauers made two outs that inning, what a loser

Real generational wealth

@dicknixon.bsky.social They’re putting on a Master Class in solid at-bats, it’s really something

What do the Brewers have, one homer, they just have good at bat after good at bat and suddenly you’re down 4

Brewers don’t just beat you, they destroy your will to live

Relentless team

Relentless team

SPORTS

If there’s one thing we know it’s that voters love Elon Musk

The Architect of that defense

Why is the outfield turf so wet?

Infield Fly Rule

Ask again on November 4, I’ll bet there’s a different answer

Ladies and gentlemen, the General Manager of the Dallas Cowboys

You know Trump still has that N-bomb is his holster, he can still bring that out against Obama before the midterms

I’m at a sports bar across from a famous golf course so you can imagine the kind of douchery I’m dealing with

I bet when he was in journalism school Chris would dream of someday breaking a story this huge

this guy realizing, in real time, that people do not like him at all has been an amazing watch ... just melting down every week

Exploring what is reality and what isn’t is fundamentally Nathan Fielder’s whole deal, what the fuck are people even talking about here

Im a bitch Im a lover Lethal weapon Danny Glover

All four North American (male) major league sports will be played today, and also the WNBA finals

The other kid is the stand-in they use when the first one gets fussy

I saw a Sexy Nurse last night, not a costume she was just hot

Nothing more awkward than a Halloween Sexy Nurse ending up in a real non-sexy emergency room

Saw my first Sexy Nurse shedding her pupal husk behind the Circle K

In honor of Halloween week, Mitch McConnell is reaching out from beyond the grave

Hey Gemini what is my kid's name and what does she look like, I'm at her school play and I can't figure out which one it is