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Important info from NASA today.

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

@cpsc.gov

NASA never replies to us btw. They watch us like a coyote wandering through the neighborhood.

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

@cpsc.gov

12 Aug

That said, everyone better anchor their furniture to the wall just in case. Furniture tip-over prevention kits are inexpensive, easy to install, and available at all major hardware stores.

bachlvrdwb.bsky.social

@bachlvrdwb.bsky.social

12 Aug

This you?

bachlvrdwb.bsky.social

@bachlvrdwb.bsky.social

12 Aug

www.hipaajournal.com/privacy-conc...

hipaajournal.comPrivacy Concerns Raised Over Government Demand for Hospital Emergency Room DataThe United States Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) is requesting digital patient data from hospitals as part of its efforts to track consumer The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission is se...

katyesterday

@katyesterday.bsky.social

I love you guys.

Also anchor your cats.

Matt Keeter

@mattkeeter.com

12 Aug

wait wait who's the coyote in this simile? I demand unambiguity in my government-issued analogies

what the everloving fuck.

@eldjee.bsky.social

12 Aug

that's silly, when you're clearly the ones watching the coyote and concerned about his acme purchases.

Spam McGrumper🌹

@cooptimo.bsky.social

12 Aug

They really just probably don't want you to know how much boom-juice they have stored somewhere.

Norman Wilson (⚠️extremely tired) 🔵

@oclsc.bsky.social

12 Aug

You don't think they understand the gravity of the situation?