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Note that the safe sleep spider is NOT included.

Little bit of burlap wrapped around the posts.

Hmm the points connect ey!

The Steak on a Stake is clearly period appropriate, though.

Why don’t you have an authentic Renaissance era crib??? (Except it would probably have to be a bassinet or cradle — I don’t think they had cribs back then).

Where's the baby?

Even the bottle of Jack Daniel’s?

Everyone talking about the axe but what the heck is that weird blue thing on the left?

But the baby’s not in there, right?

I wanted to make an axe/Charlton Heston joke, but that's kind of the point of the PSA isn't it?

you sure about the mace?

is this bed safe for babby

safest thing in there is the cactus.

"IT'S EDUCATIONAL." "What if she hurts herself?!?" "THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON."

I once had a baby ask to take a phone charger to bed with him. He was old enough for soft stuff to be fine, but even I don’t sleep with cords in my bed 😂